Restaurant - quotes and aphorisms. Quotes about the restaurant Maria Farisa. Brasilis

If we ourselves cannot cope with weight, then we need to somehow raise this issue at the state level. The men are drinking, they were forbidden, that's all, you can't buy alcohol at 22.00
women also need after 18.00, everyone, do not sell food! You can't, everyone!
Who you are? Woman? Get away from the grocery store!
get out of here, get out of here!!!
not allowed in restaurants, not allowed anywhere! All!

Ranevskaya dined in a restaurant and was dissatisfied with both the kitchen and the service.
- Call the director, - she said, having paid.
And when he came, she offered him a hug.
- What? - he was confused.

- But why?

Envious people believe that women are attracted to the rich by their money. Or what you can buy with that money. Women are not attracted to money. Not cars and jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a man powerful, rich and elegant. A power that is endowed by some and completely lacking by others.” S.Dovlatov

When you suffer, you can go to hell: to a disco, to a restaurant, on a date with your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you're suffering, that's what you have to do. But when you are happy, healthy, feeling good, cheerful and cheerful, when everything around you is safe - do not waste this time on all sorts of nonsense. This is the perfect moment to jump into higher states of peace, ecstasy and bliss.

You don't have to look for good wives in clubs and restaurants .. Yeah, of course, look for us in cemeteries, swamps and crossroads. We are easily recognizable by a rooster under our arm and a strange set in the store: vodka, sweets, a pie. And even if objectively we are no better, nothing shines better for you. In general, do not look for)) we will find you

Ranevskaya dined in a restaurant and was not satisfied with the kitchen and service.
- Call the director, - she said, having paid.
And when he came, she offered him a hug.
- What? - he was confused.
“Hug me,” repeated Faina Georgievna.
- But why?
- Goodbye. You won't see me here again.

They will sleep together. They know it. Each of them knows that the other knows it. But since they are young, chaste and decent, because each of them wants to preserve self-respect and the respect of a partner, since love is something great and poetic and cannot be frightened away, they go to dances several times a week and go to restaurants to make their clothes in front of the public. small ritual, mechanical steps. Besides, you have to somehow kill time. They are young, well-built, they have enough for another thirty years. So they do not rush things, they delay them, and they are right. After they sleep with each other, they will have to find something else to mask the monstrous nonsense of their existence.

Previously, in order to seduce a woman or to keep her, it was necessary to invite her to the theater, to the opera, or to take a boat ride on the lake in the Bois de Boulogne. Now the theaters are sitting on subsidies, operas are playing in prison scenery, and the Forest has noticeably lost its former charm. In our time, it is necessary to pass the test of the Restaurant. You are forced to watch how the object of your heart chews veal kidneys, how the heroine of your dreams decides whether to eat a piece of Camembert or a quarter of fresh, melting brie, are forced to listen to how the heavenly beauty growls in her stomach. Uterine gurgling replaces the sound of kisses, the sound of forks replaces
a declaration of love.
What's left when love is dead? Stomach memories.

In a first-class restaurant, all tables are always reserved and empty.

No one goes to this restaurant anymore because it is always crowded.
Yogi Berra

In any restaurant, the portion of any dish that is served to you will be less than a year ago.
"Law of diminishing portions" by Gorobets and Slavinsky

If you see a girl in a restaurant who looks like his daughter, then this is not his daughter.
Henryk Jagodzinsky

If you doubt whether there is enough money for lunch with your family in a restaurant, then it is not enough.

Nothing improves the taste of home-cooked meals quite like looking at restaurant prices.

Chef: A person with a vocabulary rich enough to give soup a new name every day.

Menu: a list of dishes that have just run out.
Leonard Louis Levinson

McDonald's in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbor.
S. Hayakawa

– Waiter, if it’s coffee, then I want tea, and if it’s tea, I want coffee.
Punch magazine, 1902

Food - food without a tablecloth.
Gennady Malkin

The worse the cooks cook, the more polite the waiters should be.
Mikhail Genin

Elderly person: the customer who first studies the menu, not the waitress.

The waiter is like an echo: he responds, but does not come.
"Pshekrui"

Do not humiliate a person with a ruble - give him three.
Grigory Yablonsky

Two times two is four, but try to pay the bill in a restaurant with such knowledge!
Henryk Jagodzinsky

A bartender is a person who understands you better than your wife.
American proverb

Honest bartender: one who earns a little less than the owner of the establishment.
Robert Orben

Bar: a semi-dark room filled with semi-dark people.
Unknown American

Club: a place where people who have nothing to remember come to forget.

Eatery: a place where every evening they go for the last time in their lives.
Julian Tuwim, based on Adrian Decourcelles

The better the pub, the worse the wife; the worse the wife, the better the pub.
Heinrich Mann

In a restaurant, I always ask for a table closer to the waiter.

No matter how many good tables there are left in a restaurant, you will always be offered the worst of all available.
Jonathan Yardley

NACHMANN'S RULE: The less authentic a foreign food is, the better it is.
Gerald Nachman

For any restaurant, the rule is true: the harder the butter, the softer the bread.
Harriet Markman

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Evan Esar

The golden rule when reading a menu is: what you can't say, you can't afford.
Frank Muir

The longer the name of the dish, the smaller the portion.
Shirley Love

The longer the menu, the faster the waiter will appear to take the order.
"Cranston Restaurant Principle"

Your soup is not hot enough if the waiter can hold a big scorch in it.
William Collier Sr.

Those who expect the biggest tip get the worst service.
Murphy's laws

It's not enough to give ashamed, but a lot of pity.

Self-esteem does not prevent you from taking tips, but it does prevent you from thanking for them.
Abel Bonnard

And in a second-rate restaurant you can stumble upon a first-class bartender. You can see it in the account.
Jan Kurnakovic

Among the psychotherapists there are those who work in short white jackets, and patients are seen behind the bar.
Robert Lembke

The bartender is the only psychiatrist who will never tell you to stop drinking.

Top of optimism: go to a restaurant, expecting to pay for dinner with a pearl that will be found in an oyster.
Tristan Bernard

Cafe quotes

This girl from the cafe turned out to be a guardian angel sent to me, who with his own hand wrote out a pass to heaven for me.

After all, it doesn’t matter at all how you look, there will still be a person who considers you the most beautiful creature in the world.

Fanny Flagg.

A woman with red hair is worth living for.

We've only been to that cafe once, and now I can't drive past it. I try not to. We then sat in it for no more than forty minutes, drank - she had tea, I had two coffees. We talked about nothing, she laughed, and I looked at her - and thought about how I want to take her hand now and never let go. We sat for forty minutes, and this cafe became “our” cafe for me. I can't go there anymore and the sight of this cafe hurts me. And the boulevards... all the boulevards hurt. And the whole city hurts me continuously. Because she is here. And all those places where we met became simply the epicenters of unbearable ... excitement, anxiety ...

Evgeny Grishkovets. Shirt

If you don't believe that I'm leaving, just count the days since I disappeared. And when you hear that your phone is silent, know that I am not calling you.

Fanny Flagg. Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

And here's something else I'll tell you: you can't indulge in despondency, you will definitely get sick from this.

Fanny Flagg. Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

I have terrible news to tell you. My gloves were taken away in a cafe today ... And I fell in love with another!

Ivan Vasilievich changes profession

Of course, no one is surprised these days that people work from morning to night, and then, according to their personal tastes, kill the time remaining for their life on cards, sitting in cafes and chatting. But there are cities and countries where people at least occasionally suspect the existence of something else.

He never touched her, except for an occasional handshake. Never hugged her, never kissed her. But only to her alone did he remain faithful.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

Ninni, the Lord made you tall so you could be closer to heaven.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

I am too young to be old and too old to be young. I'm redundant everywhere.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

Maybe coffee is a growing drink? If you drink it, do you become an adult? The grasshopper thought it was. Life obeyed its own laws, invented by no one, one of which was coffee and those who drank it. First you are allowed to drink coffee. Then they stop keeping track of what time you go to bed. Nobody allows smoking, but you can not allow it in different ways. Therefore, the elders smoke almost all, and only one of the younger ones. Seniors who smoke and drink coffee become very nervous - and now they are already allowed to turn the lecture hall into a cafe, not to sleep at night and not to have breakfast. And it all starts with coffee.

Mariam Petrosyan

Look, who knows a cozy place to go on a date?
- At Tony's Cafe. There, if you eat five steaks, dinner is free!
- And if the date is not with a bear, but with a girl?

Friends

... let's go slower. Past all these cafes where people sit who have only one concern - to be happy and not look for any arguments to justify themselves.

Erich Maria Remarque

Girls, I urgently need a cafe!
- Is that what they told you on TV?
- Yeah, at first they said, and then an inscription appeared: “Dasha, go to the cafe!”. Then the light suddenly turned off and lightning flashed outside the window, and the same inscription appeared on the ceiling!
Zhenya [in a whisper]: Galina Sergeevna, don't brew this grass anymore, okay?

Dasha Vasnetsova, Zhenya Vasnetsova

I figured out how to invite a completely illogical girl to a cafe using absolute logic and ... a soldering iron!
- Well, with the help of a soldering iron you can persuade anyone without logic!

Venik, Galina Sergeevna Vasnetsova

Paris! Let's just say - wherever you go then, Paris is a holiday that is always with you.
- Well said!
- This is Hemingway, he was always skillful with words, however, as with women.
- So what would Henry Morgan advise you to see in Paris?
- In my opinion, the best thing to do in Paris is to get lost in it. Wake up, go where your eyes look, and get lost .... Wander the streets until you get so tired that you fall in the nearest cafe and order something amazing with a glass of wine ... Then return home, and the next day - all over again. True, it will only work as it should if you are in the company of someone very dear to you.

Forever

If you put a wild animal in a cage, he will surely die, but let him go free - and in nine cases out of ten he will return to you.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

Eva allowed herself the greatest luxury in life - to spit on the opinions of others.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

She just liked people to think badly of her. In fact, she was soft, like a marshmallow.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

I swear I don't understand why people stopped using their brains for their intended purpose. Just think: these guys hate to sit at a table with black, but they calmly eat eggs that came right out of a chicken ass.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

God never closes a door until he opens another.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

How could these people be so low?
- I think from disappointment. Usually it's all about the woman. Someone lost it, and someone never found it in their whole life. So it carries a person down the hill ...

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

You know, it's funny: you begin to appreciate the joys of life only when you find yourself away from home.

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

Does anyone have a good nanny for their husband in mind?

Fried green tomatoes at Polustanok Cafe

If you forget an umbrella in a cafe, you will return - and life will take a different turn.

Mikhail Shishkin

Real femininity lies in not being afraid to seem ridiculous. Whether to take a cheap strapontin to the opera and sit in three deaths with your knees under your chin, or tie a stupid sweater on your head on a windy beach, or, say, take off your tight shoes in a cafe and wiggle your fingers - in general, always do what you want, ignoring the surprised looks of friends.

Lena Eltang

My mother is a humble woman. Very, very humble. She hunchbacks in a small cafe, one hour away from our house. She presents food and drink to the visitors and tells me, “I get on the bus for an hour to work all day doing things I hate. Do you want to know why? For your sake, Alexy-don't-irritate-me! Someday you will do things for me that you hate. It's because we're family." What she doesn't get is that I'm already doing things for her that I hate. I listen to her when she talks to me. I refrain from complaining about my pygmy pocket money. And did I mention that I don't annoy her nearly as much as I would like to. But it's not because we're a family. All these things I do because they are common courtesies. It's an idiom that the hero taught me. And also because I'm not an asshole with a fucking hole.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Once it suddenly occurred to me that poems should only be written at the tables of small cafes, on napkins while you are waiting for your order, but you should not read them at all: reading only spoils good poetry, so a scribbled napkin should be crumpled, or even better - thrown into ashtray and burn.

All women dream of falling asleep on the shoulder of a loved one.

Cafe visitor

Remember when you left Gotham? Before these events, before Batman? You were gone for seven years. I've been waiting for seven years, hoping you won't come back. I took a vacation every year. I went to Florence, there is a cafe on the banks of the Arno River. Every evening I sat down there and ordered Fernet Branca. I imagined that I would look over the tables and see you with your wife and maybe a couple of kids. You won't tell me anything, I won't tell you either. But we will both understand that you managed, that you are happy. I didn't want you to go back to Gotham. I always knew that nothing but pain and misfortune awaits you here. And I wished you a completely different life. And now I wish.

The Dark Knight Rises

restaurant business

See also “Consumer. Client" (p. 158)

The worst thing in the restaurant business is being the first owner of a new restaurant. Typically, an establishment goes through three or four pairs of hands before a balance is struck between the profile of the restaurant, its location, and its clientele.

Harvey McKay(b.1933),

American businessman

In a first-class restaurant, all tables are always reserved and empty.

No one goes to this restaurant anymore because it is always crowded.

Yogi Berra(b.1925), American baseball player

When I come to Paris, I only dine at a restaurant on the Eiffel Tower. This is the only place where this monstrous structure is not visible.

William Morris(1834–1896),

English artist and designer

Dine at this restaurant and you will never dine anywhere else!

Bob Phillips(USA)

A photograph may fade, a trinket may be lost, a bust of Wagner may be shattered, but he who has ever swallowed food in a Bayreuth restaurant will carry it with him to his grave.

Mark Twain(1835–1910), American writer

McDonald's in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbor.

S. Hayakawa(1906–1992),

American linguist and senator

England is the only country in the world where food is more dangerous than sex.

Jackie Mason(b.1931), American comedian

The best number of participants in a dinner party is two: myself and a first-class head waiter.

Nubar Gulbenkyan(1896–1972),

american millionaire

maitre d': the only person who gets paid to tell people where they are.

In a really good restaurant, the main entertainment is on the plate.

"Pshekrui"

Accuracy is the courtesy of cooks.

Alexander Pushkin(1799–1837), poet

CHEF: A person with a vocabulary rich enough to give soup a new name every day.

From the book by E. Mackenzie "14,000 phrases ..."

NACHMANN'S RULE:

The less authentic foreign food, the better it is.

Gerald Nachman(b.1938),

American writer

[About tamarinds, Hawaiian fruits]: Tamarinds are eaten only by visitors, and even those once in a lifetime.

Mark Twain

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Brian Miller(USA)

Italian food has only one drawback: after five or six days you are hungry again.

George Miller(USA)

I won't eat oysters. I want my food to be dead—not sick, not hurt, but dead.

Woody Allen(b.1935),

American film director, actor, screenwriter

When you hit fifty-two, food becomes more important than sex.

Prue Leith, English chef

PATRIOT: A person who doesn't order a dish on the menu if they can't pronounce the name.

From the book by E. Mackenzie "14,000 phrases ..."

MENU: a list of dishes that have just run out.

From the "Dictionary of Unreliable Definitions" by L. L. Levinson

It's terrible if there's nothing on the menu that the dieter likes; and quite unbearable if everything he likes is there.

From the book by E. Mackenzie "14,000 phrases ..."

Anyone who offers to pay equally, probably ordered the most expensive dish.

Spruanes Restaurant Principle

In any restaurant, the portion of any dish that is served to you will be less than a year ago.

"The law of diminishing portions"

Gorobets and Slavinsky

If you doubt whether there is enough money for lunch with your family in a restaurant, then it is not enough.

Nothing improves the taste of home-cooked meals quite like looking at restaurant prices.

From the book by E. Mackenzie "14,000 phrases ..."

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Evan Esar(1899–1995), American writer

The well-fed does not understand the hungry. Take at least the waiter and the visitor.

Henryk Jagodzinsky(b.1928),

Polish writer

The longer the menu, the faster the waiter will appear to take the order.

"Cranston Restaurant Principle"

The English waiter waits for orders, obeys them, and never anticipates them; if you change your mind, he shows neither surprise nor displeasure. The Italian waiter has a very clear idea of ​​where you will sit and what you will eat, and if you try to deceive his expectations, he will stab you.

George Bernard Shaw(1856–1950),

English playwright

– Waiter, if it’s coffee, then I want tea, and if it’s tea, I want coffee.

Punch Magazine, 1902

The worse the cooks cook, the more polite the waiters should be.

Mikhail Genin(b.1927), writer

OLDER MAN: A patron who first studies the menu, not the waitress.

From the "Dictionary of Unreliable Definitions" by L. L. Levinson

MAN-EATER: A restaurant patron who demands a waiter instead of a menu.

Jack Benny(1894–1974), American humorist

The waiter is like an echo: he responds, but does not come.

"Pshekrui"

A tip is a "thank you" sent by hand.

Stanislav Luchko(Poland)

Pride does not prevent you from taking tips, but it does prevent you from thanking for them.

Henri Bonnard

Those who expect the biggest tip get the worst service.

Do not humiliate a person with a ruble - give him three.

Grigory Yablonsky(b.1939) (Odessa),

It's not enough to give ashamed, but a lot of pity.

Modern service: quick and polite billing.

Vladimir Chevnovoy(Ukraine)

A bartender is a person who understands you better than your wife.

American proverb

And in a second-rate restaurant you can stumble upon a first-class bartender. You can see it in the account.

Jan Kurnakovic, Polish writer

Honest bartender: one who earns a little less than the owner of the establishment.

Robert Orben(b.1927), American humorist

Two times two is four, but try to pay the bill in a restaurant with such knowledge!

Henryk Jagodzinsky

If you have not learned the rules of arithmetic, you can always get a job as a waiter in some nightclub.

Herbert Proknow, American writer (twentieth century)

Cocktails have all the properties of disinfectants, except for the ability to disinfect.

Shayna Leslie(USA)

In the bar, a sign hung over the piano: "DO NOT SHOOTING THE PIANOIST - HE DOES WHAT YOU CAN."

Oscar Wilde(1854–1900), English writer