Gregory is keen on scary stories. School of Horror - Grigory Oster. Death for a good reason
*** Oster G. ***
*** School of Horror ***
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DEMON OF STUDY
One sixth grader was walking from school past a garbage dump and found there a thick old book about how to summon demons to your home. The parents of the sixth-grader had not yet returned from work, and the boy thought that while no one was home, he needed to call some demon for a minute, otherwise mom and dad would come and not allow it. At first, the sixth grader wanted to summon the fire demon, but it turned out that to do this he had to set fire to a sixteen-pointed star made of six hundred and sixty-six matches on the floor. The boy did not have enough matches, and he began to turn over the pages of the book to find out how to summon some other demons. Unfortunately, all the methods were very difficult: you had to have all sorts of dried snakes and boiled toads on hand. In addition, skeletons of black cats, skulls of white crocodiles and various infusions of poisonous herbs were needed. The boy had none of this. Only textbooks and notebooks. Fortunately, on last page the boy found one not very difficult way. It was necessary to put six unread textbooks for the sixth grade on the floor in a pile, six blank notebooks on them, and six unsharpened pencils on top. And when the magic number 666 is formed from six textbooks, six notebooks and six pencils, exclaim:
Open up, the abyss is full of books!
Teaching demon, rise from the bottom!
The sixth grader, without hesitation, did just that. And instantly a dark hole opened in the floor of his apartment. But not to the lower neighbors, but to the other world of knowledge. And from this nightmare world a monstrous creature stuck out waist-deep. Demon of study. His eyes glowed with a thirst for knowledge, and his clawed fingers reached out to the sixth grader.
At the same moment, an iron grinding sound was heard, and the apartment doors began to slowly open. The key was grinding in the lock because the parents came. From the job. The sixth grader turned pale. He was afraid that mom and dad would see what he was doing here, waved his hands at the demon and whispered:
Take it! Take whatever you want, just disappear quickly.
And the demon of study disappeared. Fell into the floor. The abyss of knowledge immediately closed, and the parents did not notice anything. And literally the next day their son became an excellent student. And until the very end of school I studied straight A's. Not just a C, he never even had a single B until the very last grade. For this on graduation party he was given gold medal. The son brought his gold home to his mom and dad, put it on the table in front of them and fell lifeless. He lay on the floor as if alive, but was not breathing.
Called " ambulance“, but the doctor told the parents that their son would no longer be able to live, because there was no longer a soul in his body, and it was impossible to live without a soul.
GUARD-MANIAC
At one school a maniac worked as a security guard. He had a mania: after the bell rang for classes, he would grab all the latecomers and twist their heads. To death. The school director knew that his security guard was a maniac, but he deliberately did not fire the security guard from his job so that no one would be late for school. Indeed, the students at this school tried not to be late, so the maniac guard could not unscrew someone’s head and often suffered from this. He was sad, gnashed his teeth, and sometimes even cried quietly.
One day, the school principal himself accidentally overslept and was late for the bell for classes. In order not to fall into the hands of the security guard, the director decided to climb into his office through the window. And the office was on the fourth floor. When the director climbed the wall to the third floor, he slipped, fell and sprained his leg. But he still ran away. Crawling. Because I understood what would happen now.
The security guard noticed the director falling from above and crawling away from the school, was delighted and chased after him.
The director realized that with a sprained leg he could not crawl far, he raised himself on his hands and shouted to the guard that he was fired.
The maniac guard immediately stopped, cried and went to work at some other school. Isn't it yours?
STRANGULATION TABLE
One day, an unfamiliar teacher in a red dress came to a third grade math lesson.
“Your Anna Pavlovna,” she said, smiling affectionately, “is ill, and while she is away, I will teach mathematics in your class.
The new teacher hung a chart on the board and asked, “Who knows what this is?”
Multiplication table! - the third graders shouted. - Anna Pavlovna and I went through it back in the second grade.
“Be careful,” the teacher said sternly.
The children looked and saw that on the board there was not a multiplication table, but a table of strangulation. There were nine columns in the table, and in each one the strangled ones were multiplied by others.
Seven strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals sixty-three strangled people. Eight strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals seventy-two strangled people. Nine strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals eighty-one strangled people.
The entire lesson, the children, as if hypnotized, without blinking, looked at this table and memorized it by heart, and just before the bell rang, the new teacher said:
Take your diaries and write them down, please. homework. Tonight you must, without waking up, open your eyes, get out of your bed, go and strangle your parents. And then multiply them by each other.
After lessons, the third graders went home, and at night they all got up and came barefoot to their dads and moms. The children had almost stretched out their hands to the throats of their parents, but then each child saw that when he multiplied one strangled parent by another, he would get two strangled parents, and this is wrong, because one multiplied by one equals not two, but one.
And as soon as the children realized this, they woke up. The hypnosis that the new teacher had cast on them disappeared, and all the children calmly returned to their beds.
The next morning it turned out that there was no new teacher in a red dress at school and no one knew anything about her. And when Anna Pavlovna recovered, all the parents of third-graders came to school to thank Anna Pavlovna for the fact that their children knew the multiplication tables so well. After all, if the third graders had not remembered in time that one multiplied by one is one, not two, then this story would, of course, have ended completely differently. Much scarier. You can’t even imagine how it would have ended then.
Grigory Oster
School of Horror
PROBLEM WORKER
Artist E. Vashchinskaya
PREFACE Shall I tell you a sadistic joke? Comes children's writer to the readers and says: “And I wrote a new book for you - a math problem book.”
This is probably the same as putting a pot of porridge on the table instead of a cake on your birthday. But, to be honest, the book opened in front of you is not exactly a problem book.
FOR TEACHERS
No, no, the tasks here are real. For second, third and fourth grades. All of them have a solution and help to consolidate the material covered in the corresponding class. However, the main task of the Problem Book is not to consolidate the material; and these tasks have nothing to do with what is called entertaining mathematics. I think that these problems will not arouse any professional interest among the winners of mathematical Olympiads. These problems are just for those who don’t like mathematics and who habitually consider solving problems to be dreary and tedious work. Let them doubt it!
FOR STUDENTS
Dear guys, this book is deliberately called “Problem Book” so that it can be read in math class and not hidden under the desk. And if the teachers begin to be indignant, say: “We don’t know anything, the Ministry of Education has allowed it.”
Problem 1 Firefighters are trained to put on their pants in three seconds. How many pants can a well-trained firefighter put on in five minutes?
Problem 2
Two numbers 5 and 3 once came to a place where many different things were lying around, and began to look for theirs. Find the difference between these numbers.
Problem 3
The friends made up a problem about Petya: “Our friend Petya eats a tasteless pasta 60 km long. On the first day he ate a fifth of the entire pasta, on the second - a fourth of the entire pasta. How many kilometers of tasteless pasta did Petya eat in two days?”
Problem 4
If you quietly sneak up behind grandpa and dad and suddenly shout: “Hurray!”, dad will jump 18 cm. Grandfather, who has gone through difficult years and much worse, will jump only 5 cm. How many centimeters higher than grandpa will dad jump when he hears the sudden “ Hooray!"?
Problem 5
Tolya bet with Kolya that he would eat 5 jars of shoe polish, but he only ate 3. How many jars of shoe polish could Tolya not eat?
Problem 6
Twenty-two girls, walking in the forest, found 88 mushrooms, and then half of the girls got lost. How many times is the number of mushrooms found in the forest greater than the number of girls lost there?
Problem 7
Vovochka firmly decided to hit high school student Yegor on the forehead with a rectangular board, the width of which is 15 cm, and the length of 60 cm. Is a rectangular board, the width of which is 15 cm, and the area of 900 cm 2, suitable for this task?
Problem 8
Will the dividend recognize itself after division if before division we multiply the dividend by the divisor?
Problem 9
If you put Dasha, who weighs 45 kg, and Natasha, who weighs 8 kg less, on one scale, and 89 kg of different sweets are poured on the other, then how many kilograms of sweets will the unfortunate girls have to eat in order for the scales to be in balance?
Problem 10
While raising his poor son, dad wears out 2 trouser belts a year. How many belts did dad wear during all eleven years of school, if it is known that in the fifth grade his son was repeated twice?
Problem 11
In the elevator, the button for the first floor is located at a height of 1 m 20 cm from the floor. The button for each next floor is 10 cm higher than the previous one. Which floor can you get to in the elevator? a little boy, whose height is 90 cm, if, by jumping, he can reach a height that exceeds his height by 45 cm?
Problem 12
The hen Ryaba laid an egg, and the mouse took it and broke it. Then Ryaba laid three more eggs. The mouse broke these too. Ryaba strained and demolished five more, but the unscrupulous mouse smashed these too. How many eggs could grandpa and grandma make themselves scrambled eggs from if they hadn't spoiled their mouse?
Problem 13 In a special box you can put 68 chicken eggs. If you crush them with your feet, you can fit 100 times more. How many crushable eggs can be placed in 3 identical boxes?
Problem 14
Standing on tiptoes and stretching her arms up, Mitenka can reach the bottom shelf of the kitchen cabinet, on which salt, pepper and mustard are stored. The distance from the bottom shelf of this cabinet to the top one, on which the strawberry jam stands, is 48 cm. Mitenka grows 2 cm per month. How many years will it take Mitenka to get to strawberry jam without getting up on a chair?
Problem 15
On September 1, getting acquainted with her students, Elena Fedorovna discovered among them five Natashas and three Petyas. Vit was twice as big as Natasha and Pet together, and Len was four times smaller than Vit. How long was Len in the class on September 1 when the students met the teacher?
Problem 16
Granny has a jar of jam hidden in her closet. There are 650 g of jam in a jar. Grandson Kolya found out where the jar is and eats 5 spoons every day. How many grams of jam will the grandmother find in the jar after 20 days, if it is known that each spoon eaten by her grandson contains 5 g of jam?
Problem 17
Petya composed a problem about his friends: “My friends ate too much pears and they had to drink castor oil. In total, the friends drank 12 vials of castor oil. 10 spoons for each friend. It is known that one bottle contains 30 tablespoons of castor oil. How many friends do I have?
One day, on a black, black night, a black, very black glove flew into a black room... This is roughly how all children's horror stories begin. What follows is a heartbreaking story that makes your hair stand on end, and makes you want to pick up your legs to your chin and cover your head with a blanket. The writer Grigory Oster listened, thought and decided: why is he worse than some uneducated little ones? He will write better stories, scarier ones, and also about school. Then he remembered his childhood, his favorite teacher, the principal’s office - and he came up with something like this! Hair stands on end, goosebumps run in herds. Now let's see who is better at writing horror stories - children or the writer Auster.
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Grigory Oster School of Horror
PROBLEM WORKER
Artist E. Vashchinskaya
PREFACE
Shall I tell you a sadistic joke? A children's writer comes to his readers and says: “And I wrote a new book for you - a math problem book.”
This is probably the same as putting a pot of porridge on the table instead of a cake on your birthday. But, to be honest, the book opened in front of you is not exactly a problem book.
FOR TEACHERS
No, no, the tasks here are real. For second, third and fourth grades. All of them have a solution and help to consolidate the material covered in the corresponding class. However, the main task of the Problem Book is not to consolidate the material; and these problems have nothing to do with what is called entertaining mathematics. I think that these problems will not arouse any professional interest among the winners of mathematical Olympiads. These problems are just for those who don’t like mathematics and who habitually consider solving problems to be dreary and tedious work. Let them doubt it!
FOR STUDENTS
Dear guys, this book is deliberately called “Problem Book” so that it can be read in math class and not hidden under the desk. And if the teachers begin to be indignant, say: “We don’t know anything, the Ministry of Education has allowed it.”
Problem 1
Firefighters are trained to put on their pants in three seconds. How many pants can a well-trained firefighter put on in five minutes?
Problem 2
Two numbers 5 and 3 once came to a place where many different things were lying around, and began to look for theirs. Find the difference between these numbers.
Problem 3
The friends made up a problem about Petya: “Our friend Petya eats a tasteless pasta 60 km long. On the first day he ate a fifth of the entire pasta, on the second - a fourth of the entire pasta. How many kilometers of tasteless pasta did Petya eat in two days?”
Problem 4
If you quietly sneak up behind grandpa and dad and suddenly shout: “Hurray!”, dad will jump 18 cm. Grandfather, who has gone through difficult years and much worse, will jump only 5 cm. How many centimeters higher than grandpa will dad jump when he hears the sudden “ Hooray!"?
Problem 5
Tolya bet with Kolya that he would eat 5 jars of shoe polish, but he only ate 3. How many jars of shoe polish could Tolya not eat?
Problem 6
Twenty-two girls, walking in the forest, found 88 mushrooms, and then half of the girls got lost. How many times is the number of mushrooms found in the forest greater than the number of girls lost there?
Problem 7
Vovochka firmly decided to hit high school student Yegor on the forehead with a rectangular board, the width of which is 15 cm, and the length of 60 cm. Is a rectangular board, the width of which is 15 cm, and the area of 900 cm2, suitable for this task?
Problem 8
Will the dividend recognize itself after division if before division we multiply the dividend by the divisor?
Problem 9
If you put Dasha, who weighs 45 kg, and Natasha, who weighs 8 kg less, on one scale, and 89 kg of different sweets are poured on the other, then how many kilograms of sweets will the unfortunate girls have to eat in order for the scales to be in balance?
Problem 10
While raising his poor son, dad wears out 2 trouser belts a year. How many belts did dad wear during all eleven years of school, if it is known that in the fifth grade his son was repeated twice?
Problem 11
In the elevator, the button for the first floor is located at a height of 1 m 20 cm from the floor. The button for each next floor is 10 cm higher than the previous one. Which floor can a little boy, whose height is 90 cm, get to in an elevator if, by jumping, he can reach a height that is 45 cm higher than his height?
Problem 12
The hen Ryaba laid an egg, and the mouse took it and broke it. Then Ryaba laid three more eggs. The mouse broke these too. Ryaba strained and demolished five more, but the unscrupulous mouse smashed these too. How many eggs could grandpa and grandma make themselves scrambled eggs from if they hadn't spoiled their mouse?
Problem 13
You can put 68 chicken eggs in a special box. If you crush them with your feet, you can fit 100 times more. How many crushable eggs can be placed in 3 identical boxes?
Problem 14
Standing on tiptoes and stretching her arms up, Mitenka can reach the bottom shelf of the kitchen cabinet, on which salt, pepper and mustard are stored. The distance from the bottom shelf of this cabinet to the top shelf, on which the strawberry jam stands, is 48 cm. Mitenka grows 2 cm per month. How many years will it take Mitenka to get to the strawberry jam without standing on a chair?
Problem 15
On September 1, getting acquainted with her students, Elena Fedorovna discovered among them five Natashas and three Petyas. Vit was twice as big as Natasha and Pet together, and Len was four times smaller than Vit. How long was Len in the class on September 1 when the students met the teacher?
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DEMON OF STUDY
One sixth grader was walking from school past a garbage dump and found there a thick old book about how to summon demons to your home. The parents of the sixth-grader had not yet returned from work, and the boy thought that while no one was home, he needed to call some demon for a minute, otherwise mom and dad would come and not allow it. At first, the sixth grader wanted to summon the fire demon, but it turned out that to do this he had to set fire to a sixteen-pointed star made of six hundred and sixty-six matches on the floor. The boy did not have enough matches, and he began to turn over the pages of the book to find out how to summon some other demons. Unfortunately, all the methods were very difficult: you had to have all sorts of dried snakes and boiled toads on hand. In addition, skeletons of black cats, skulls of white crocodiles and various infusions of poisonous herbs were needed. The boy had none of this. Only textbooks and notebooks. Fortunately, on the last page the boy found one not very difficult way. It was necessary to put six unread textbooks for the sixth grade on the floor in a pile, six blank notebooks on them, and six unsharpened pencils on top. And when the magic number 666 is formed from six textbooks, six notebooks and six pencils, exclaim:
Open up, the abyss is full of books!
Teaching demon, rise from the bottom!
The sixth grader, without hesitation, did just that. And instantly a dark hole opened in the floor of his apartment. But not to the lower neighbors, but to the other world of knowledge. And from this nightmare world a monstrous creature stuck out waist-deep. Demon of study. His eyes glowed with a thirst for knowledge, and his clawed fingers reached out to the sixth grader.
- A! - the hoarse voice of the monster rang out. - So you called me?! Well, good! I will make you the best student in your school, and for this you will give me your soul. Agree?
At the same moment, an iron grinding sound was heard, and the apartment doors began to slowly open. The key was grinding in the lock because the parents came. From the job. The sixth grader turned pale. He was afraid that mom and dad would see what he was doing here, waved his hands at the demon and whispered:
- Take it! Take whatever you want, just disappear quickly.
And the demon of study disappeared. Fell into the floor. The abyss of knowledge immediately closed, and the parents did not notice anything. And literally the next day their son became an excellent student. And until the very end of school I studied straight A's. Not just a C, he never even had a single B until the very last grade. For this, he was awarded a gold medal at his graduation ceremony. The son brought his gold home to his mom and dad, put it on the table in front of them and fell lifeless. He lay on the floor as if alive, but was not breathing.
They called an ambulance, but the doctor told the parents that their son would no longer be able to live, because there was no longer a soul in his body, and it was impossible to live without a soul.
GUARD-MANIAC
At one school a maniac worked as a security guard. He had a mania: after the bell rang for classes, he would grab all the latecomers and twist their heads. To death. The school director knew that his security guard was a maniac, but he deliberately did not fire the security guard from his job so that no one would be late for school. Indeed, the students at this school tried not to be late, so the maniac guard could not unscrew someone’s head and often suffered from this. He was sad, gnashed his teeth, and sometimes even cried quietly.
One day, the school principal himself accidentally overslept and was late for the bell for classes. In order not to fall into the hands of the security guard, the director decided to climb into his office through the window. And the office was on the fourth floor. When the director climbed the wall to the third floor, he slipped, fell and sprained his leg. But he still ran away. Crawling. Because I understood what would happen now.
The security guard noticed the director falling from above and crawling away from the school, was delighted and chased after him.
The director realized that with a sprained leg he could not crawl far, he raised himself on his hands and shouted to the guard that he was fired.
The maniac guard immediately stopped, cried and went to work at some other school. Isn't it yours?
STRANGULATION TABLE
One day, an unfamiliar teacher in a red dress came to a third grade math lesson.
“Your Anna Pavlovna,” she said, smiling affectionately, “is ill, and while she is gone, I will teach mathematics in your class.”
The new teacher hung a chart on the board and asked, “Who knows what this is?”
- Multiplication table! - the third graders shouted. - Anna Pavlovna and I went through it back in the second grade.
“Be careful,” the teacher said sternly.
The children looked and saw that on the board there was not a multiplication table, but a table of strangulation. There were nine columns in the table, and in each one the strangled ones were multiplied by others.
Seven strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals sixty-three strangled people. Eight strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals seventy-two strangled people. Nine strangled people multiplied by nine strangled people equals eighty-one strangled people.
The entire lesson, the children, as if hypnotized, without blinking, looked at this table and memorized it by heart, and just before the bell rang, the new teacher said:
- Take your diaries and write down your homework, please. Tonight you must, without waking up, open your eyes, get out of your bed, go and strangle your parents. And then multiply them by each other.
After lessons, the third graders went home, and at night they all got up and came barefoot to their dads and moms. The children had almost stretched out their hands to the throats of their parents, but then each child saw that when he multiplied one strangled parent by another, he would get two strangled parents, and this is wrong, because one multiplied by one equals not two, but one.
And as soon as the children realized this, they woke up. The hypnosis that the new teacher had cast on them disappeared, and all the children calmly returned to their beds.
The next morning it turned out that there was no new teacher in a red dress at school and no one knew anything about her. And when Anna Pavlovna recovered, all the parents of third-graders came to school to thank Anna Pavlovna for the fact that their children knew the multiplication tables so well. After all, if the third graders had not remembered in time that one multiplied by one is one, not two, then this story would, of course, have ended completely differently. Much scarier. You can’t even imagine how it would have ended then.
DEATH FOR GOOD CAUSE
One day, the director of one school looked into the third grade during a lesson and saw that some children were absent.
He called the manager educational part and asked why these absent children did not come to school.
“Don’t worry,” the head teacher calmly told the director, “all these third-graders are absent for good reasons.”
The next day, the director looked into the third grade again and discovered that almost half of the children were already absent. He began to go into other classes and was more and more surprised, because there were very few students in all the classes.
“Is there some kind of epidemic at my school?” - the director became worried. He again called the head of the educational department to his office. But the head teacher again calmly said that the children were absent due to good reason. No need to worry.
The next morning the director woke up with gloomy forebodings. He hurried to school and saw that there were confused teachers wandering along the deserted school corridors, and there was no one in the classrooms. The entire school is completely empty.
- Where is our head of education? - asked the director.
It turned out that the head teacher did not come to school either.
The director began calling the head teacher at home. At first, no one answered the phone for a long time, and then the head teacher asked in some strange voice from beyond the grave:
- Well, what is it? Who dared to disturb my eternal peace?
- What kind of peace? - the director got angry. - There are seven hundred and twenty-two students studying at our school, but not a single one came today. Can you explain to me what happened to them?
“You go to the cemetery and find out everything,” the head teacher said rudely and hung up.
The director went to the cemetery and saw that seven hundred and twenty-two fresh graves with monuments had appeared there, and on each monument were written the names and surnames of students from his school.
The director immediately called a crane and rescuers from the Ministry of Emergency Situations. The monuments were pulled from the graves by crane, the graves were dug up, and it turned out that all the schoolchildren buried in the graves, fortunately, were still alive, only sleeping like the dead.
When the schoolchildren were woken up, they got up, went home to get their briefcases and, together with their director, returned to home school. And the director ordered the head teacher not to be allowed into school at all. But he himself never came again. Never.
ENCHANTED PROJECTILE
At one school the physical education teacher was a witch. Secretly from the rest of the students, she taught some girls to fly around the gym on a broom and bewitch other teachers so that they would give only A's, even if they knew nothing at all.
The singing teacher found out the truth about the physical education teacher, came to the director and told him everything. The witch was kicked out, but she vowed revenge on the one who betrayed her.
One day, a singing teacher’s house was undergoing renovations, and the principal allowed him to spend the night at school. Three nights.
On the first night, the singing teacher went to bed in the principal's office. On the couch. When the clock hanging on the wall struck midnight, an eerie creak was heard, the door swung open, and a teaching skeleton entered the office. The skeleton spread his hands and began to wander around the office, searching for the singing teacher. The teacher realized that the skeleton had no eyes and could not see him. Then the teacher carefully moved from the sofa to the principal's desk and stood there until the crow of the rooster, which lived in the living corner of this school. At the same moment, the skeleton fell to the floor and froze, as if lifeless.
On the second night, the singing teacher went to bed in the staff room. On chairs. Exactly at midnight, a menacing rustling sound was heard, and different grades began to creep out from all the class registers stored in the teacher’s room: threes, twos, fives, fours and ones. The marks quickly ran across the floor, along the walls, along the ceiling and rushed in different directions. The singing teacher realized that the marks were looking for him to tickle him to death, and, jumping up, grabbed the chandelier. He had to hang on the chandelier until the rooster crowed in the living corner. Immediately everything disappeared, as if nothing had happened.
On the third night, the singing teacher decided to sleep in the gymnasium. On soft mats. When midnight struck, he quickly stood up and listened. But I didn't hear anything. There was dead, deathly silence throughout the empty school. The singing teacher calmed down and fell asleep. And in the morning he was not found. Nowhere. No matter how much we searched.
But instead of a singing teacher, a new sports equipment appeared in the school gym - a goat. And the new physical education teacher taught the children to jump over it. And on the side of this new goat, in small letters, was written: “The same will happen to everyone who lies. Ku-ku!