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Games at the children's autumn holiday

COLLECT THE CONES!
The game is played by two people. They take each basket in their hands. 10 - 12 cones are scattered on the floor. On a signal, the children begin to collect them in their baskets. The one who collects the most cones wins.

SORTING VEGETABLES!
Two people are playing. On one side of the hall are two buckets in which carrots and potatoes are mixed. Each child, on a signal, runs with a basket to a bucket and chooses either carrots or potatoes in his basket and returns back. Whoever completes the task faster, he won.

FEED A FRIEND!
In the game, you can use apples or carrots. Two players sit on chairs opposite each other. They are blindfolded and given an apple. They start feeding each other. The one who ate the apple the fastest wins.

COLLECT THE WEEDS!
The game involves 3 people. Paper vines, cornflowers and dandelion leaves are scattered around the hall. Children are given a bucket. On a signal, they must collect the weeds in buckets: one - loaches, the other leaves, the third - cornflowers. The child who completes the task faster than the others wins.

COLLECT THE LEAVES!
2 children participate in the game. On 2 trays are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect pieces of paper piece by piece to the music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaflet from disparate particles.
COLLECT A POTATO WITH A SPOON!
The game is played by two people. 6-8 potatoes are scattered on the floor. Each child has a basket and a wooden spoon. On a signal, you need to collect potatoes with a spoon, one at a time, and put them in a basket. The child who collects the most potatoes in a certain amount of time wins.

CROSS THE PUDDLE IN GALOSHS!
Two children are participating. "Puddle" - a carpet in the center of the hall. On a signal, the children put on galoshes and run from one end of the carpet to the other and back. The one who runs faster wins.

TRANSPORT FROM THE FIELD HARVEST!
On one side of the hall there are 2 trucks, on the other side, dummies of onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, beets and potatoes are laid out on the floor, 2 of each. The game is played by two. On a signal, they drive trucks to the opposite side of the hall, fill them with vegetables and return back. The one who completes the task faster wins.
A more difficult option: transport one vegetable at a time.

ENGINE
It involves two teams. Fake mushrooms are laid out on the floor. At the signal of the team, the mushrooms run around the snake along the "winding path" (each child holds on to the shoulders of the one in front). The winner is the team that:
- did not drop a single mushroom;
- did not lose a single participant;
- Faster to the finish line.

FRUITS ON A ROPE
At the opposite wall of the hall, two racks are placed with a rope stretched between them. Apples and pears are tied to a rope for sticks. The child is blindfolded. He must reach the racks, cut off any fruit with scissors and guess it by touch.
NAME WHAT IS IT?
Children stand in a circle, in the center of the circle - the driver with the ball. He throws the ball to any child and says one of the words: "Vegetable", "Berry" or "Fruit". The child, having caught the ball, quickly names the familiar vegetable, berry or fruit, respectively. Whoever makes a mistake is out of the game.

WHAT IS MISSING?
On the tablet, fruits are drawn in several rows (for example: an apple, a pear, an orange). In each row, the fruits are arranged in a different order. The presenter closes any fruit in any row and asks: “What is missing?” Children must name the fruit that is closed. Options: instead of fruits - vegetables, berries, mushrooms, tree leaves.

COLLECT THE MUSHROOMS!
They play in twos. Each participant is given an empty basket. Silhouettes of mushrooms lie on the floor. Children take turns taking the silhouette of a mushroom, name any mushroom they know, and put it in a basket. The one who "collected" the most mushrooms wins.

EAT AN APPLE!
Two parent volunteers hold a rope from which apples are tied. The game is played by 2 children. They are offered to eat an apple hanging on a rope without touching it with their hands. Who quickly?

TURNIP
There are two teams of 6 children. This is a grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a "turnip" - children in a hat with the image of a turnip. The grandfather starts the game. On a signal, he runs to the "turnip", runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue to run together, again go around the "turnip" and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a "turnip" clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip the fastest wins.

HEN AND COCKS
Three couples for one minute collect grains (beans, peas, pumpkin seeds) scattered on the floor. Those who collect the most win.

WHAT ARE THESE VEGETABLES?
Blindfolded, the players must taste the vegetables that they are offered.

PLANT AND HARVEST!
Equipment: 8 hoops, 2 buckets, 4-5 potatoes, 2 watering cans.
2 teams of 4 people participate.
1st participant "plows the ground" (puts hoops).
The 2nd participant “plants potatoes” (puts potatoes in a hoop).
The 3rd participant “waters the potatoes” (runs around each hoop with a watering can).
The 4th participant “harvests” (collects potatoes in a bucket).
The faster team wins.

DRAW A PEA!
The player, blindfolded, must draw peas so that they do not go beyond the line of the pod.

UNLOAD THE MACHINE!
Children are invited to unload "cars" with "vegetables". Cars are placed against one wall, and two baskets are placed opposite them against the other wall. Near the baskets, one player stands up at a time and, on a signal, they run to the cars. You can carry vegetables one at a time. Vegetables should be the same in all machines, both in quantity and volume. Other members can then "load" the machines; In this case, the players stand at the cars, run to the baskets on a signal and transfer the vegetables to the cars. Cars can be boxes, chairs; vegetables - skittles, cubes, etc.
SCARECROW
Musical accompaniment sounds. Children, each of which is a "scarecrow", go to the middle of the hall and spread their arms to the sides. If the host says: “Sparrow!”, Then you need to wave your hands. If the host says: "Crow!" - you have to clap your hands.

MUSHROOMER
The driver ("mushroom picker") is blindfolded. Mushroom children run around the hall. If a "fly agaric" comes across, the children shout: "Don't take it!" The winner is the one who "gathers" more "mushrooms" in a certain time.

CAT IN A PACK
It is necessary to determine the vegetable or fruit by touch, without removing it from the bag.

GUESS
In the cup are pieces of different vegetables or fruits. The child is blindfolded and he must taste to determine what it is.

Game "Autumn leaves".
Children with leaflets in their hands stand in a circle and together with the teacher recite a poem.
We are autumn leaves
They sat on the branches.
The wind blew, they flew.
We flew, we flew.
And they sat quietly on the ground.
The wind picked up again.
And lifted all the leaves.
Turned them round and round.
And dropped to the ground.
Children imitate the actions of the “leaves” in accordance with the text of the poem: they squat down, fly around the room, sit down again quietly, rise, spin and sit down again. The leaves are collected in a bouquet.
Finger game "Autumn bouquet".
- Guys, let's collect the autumn bouquet.
Chorus.
One, two, three, four, five -
Let's collect the leaves. (Squeeze and unclench fists).
Birch leaves.
rowan leaves,
poplar leaves,
aspen leaves,
Oak leaves (Bend fingers alternately).
We will collect
Autumn in a vase
We'll take the bouquet. (Squeeze and unclench fists).
“Sort vegetables and fruits”
Two people are playing. On one side of the hall are two buckets in which vegetables and fruits are mixed. Each child, on a signal, runs with a basket to a bucket and chooses either vegetables or fruits in his basket and returns back. Whoever completes the task faster, he won.

The rules of the game are very simple. Any even number of people can play (and in general, an odd number will do). If possible, in an equal ratio of boys and girls. To begin with, the following questions and answers must be printed on cards of the same size. It is advisable to use thick paper or thin cardboard. You should get two identical decks: in one - questions, in the other - answers. And then everything is simple. Shuffle each deck thoroughly and place in the center of the table. The first player takes a card with a question and reads it to a neighbor. He takes the card with the answer and reads the answer aloud. Then the question is asked by the one who answered his next neighbor, and so on in a circle. Even with a cursory review of the list below, you can imagine what kind of matches there might be. What, for example, is worth: "Do you like to swim naked? - On Saturdays, this is a necessity for me." Or: "Tell me, do you like me? - When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk!". It is only desirable to sit down like this: guy - girl - guy - girl. Since when two guys sit next to each other, all questions like: "Do you like me?", "Do you like to look into my eyes?" and even "What would you say if I kissed you now?" come across just these guys (repeatedly tested on their own experience). And what kind of answers they come across to this, it’s generally “not extensible to the mind.” So keep it up! QUESTIONS: Are you into extravagant men (women)? How would you react if your husband (wife) cheated on you? Tell me, are you always this cheeky? Do you respect men (women)? Are you kind? Tell me, is your heart free? Tell me do you love me? Do petty scams torment your conscience? Do you love making gifts? Are you making mistakes in your life? Tell me, are you jealous? Do you want to have a lover (mistress)? Do you love your husband (wife)? How often do you use public transport without a ticket? Do you want something? Tell me, are you ready? Do you often fall out of bed? Do you like to read other people's letters? How often do you find yourself in an interesting position? Would you like to kiss your husband (wife)? Are you under the influence of alcohol? Do you often lie? Do you spend your free time in a fun company? Are you obsessive, rude in your actions? Do you love cooking delicious meals? Could you put a pig on your loved one? Would you like to get drunk today? Tell me, have you sinned a lot? Do you like to dream in the moonlight? Do you love gifts? How often do you climb to your neighbor's raspberries in the country? Do you get dizzy when you drink? Are you often lazy? Can you buy love with money? Do you like to laugh at others? Do you want my photo? Are you often subject to passions? Do you like to eat meat? Do you succumb to the temptation of love affairs? How often do you borrow money? Have you tried to seduce someone else's man (woman)? Do you like swimming naked? Do you want to achieve the favor of a married man (married woman)? Tell me, do you often eat so much? Do you want to get to know me? Do you have a clear conscience? Have you ever slept in someone else's bed? Tell me, are you an interesting conversationalist? Are you open with your spouse? Tell me, are you temperamental? Do you like pickles on Mondays? Do you play sports? Do you love looking into my eyes? Do you often take a bath? How do you feel about striptease? Do you sometimes sleep at your workplace? Tell me, are you cowardly? Do you snore in your sleep? Do you have a habit of promising him/her more than is within your capacity? Do you like to eat well? Are you willing to kiss in public places? Are you improving your productivity? Have you ever gotten lost in someone else's house? Do you love vodka? Do you like meeting people on the street? How often do you show your temperament? What would you say if I kissed you right there? Do you like to sleep after dinner? Do you like to dress fashionably? Do you have many secrets? Do you have a tendency to sin? Are you afraid of the policeman? Tell me do you like me? Do you think that the person you love should only be told the truth? What would you say if you and I were alone? Are you able to control yourself? Do you like visiting? Are you putting on weight? How often do you take time off from work? Would you come with me at night through the forest? Do you like my eyes? Do you often drink beer? Do you like to meddle in other people's affairs? Are you often drawn to art? How much time do you devote to love affairs? Do you hide your age? ANSWERS: I can't imagine my life without it. I don't answer political questions. I love you, but at someone else's expense. Only on payday. No, I am a very shy person. I find it difficult to answer the truth, because I do not want to spoil my reputation. Only when I feel a little weak. You can try it away from home. I don't know myself, but others say yes. This is my hobby. Just not here. Please don't put me in an awkward position. Ask a more sober one. Why not? With great pleasure! My blushing is the most striking answer to this question. Only when I rest. Youth is long gone. Without witnesses, this case, of course, will go. This opportunity should not be missed. I'll tell you this in bed. Only when you want to go to bed. You can already try this. If it can be arranged now, then yes. Only when there are troubles at work. If I'm strongly asked to. I can for hours, especially in the dark. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this. No, I tried it once and it didn't work. Oh yeah! This is especially great for me! Damn it! As you guessed. Basically no, but as an exception - yes. Only on holidays. When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk. Only away from his (his) beloved (oh). I'll tell you this in the evening when I make an appointment. Even the mere thought of it makes me ecstatic. Only at night. Only for decent pay. Only if no one sees. It's so natural. Whenever your conscience dictates. But something must be done! If there is no other way. Whenever I'm drunk! Well, who does not happen!? Could you ask a more modest question? It all depends on how much and if I have enough change. If it doesn't hurt your pocket. Do I really look like this? This has been my passion since childhood. I'll ask my wife (husband). These are the best moments of my life. At least all night. On Saturdays, this is a must for me. I can't tell without a couple of glasses. Hangover only in the morning. This has been my greatest desire for a long time. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question. Everything depends on the situation. Crazy! With great pleasure. Yes, but only within the bounds of decency. Of course, this cannot be done without. This is the main goal of my life. I just can't stand it. I will never turn down such an opportunity. Nowadays, this is not a sin. Why not, if you can and there is no fear. Still, I'm capable of anything. This often happens to me at a party. Only in company. Not always, but often. Yes, if there is a need. Anything can happen because I'm human too. No, I'm too well brought up. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed you can't even imagine. If there are no big problems later. I'm much more interested in other issues. And not that yes, and not that no. Let's not be naive and don't ask questions that are difficult to sincerely answer. Today I don't feel like talking about it. In principle, yes, although it will be very difficult. Only in desperation. Unfortunately no. Well, this is, excuse me, a luxury! In daylight, not particularly, but in the dark - with pleasure. ...

When a company of adults gathers around a table to celebrate someone's birthday, then, as a rule, the feast turns into nostalgic memories of the past. There is nothing wrong with this, but turning such a happy day into empty chatter and stuffing your stomachs with delicious food is not at all the format of the holiday that the birthday person wants. How to revive such a company? Of course, use the funniest contests! Their choice is so large and varied that it is suitable for both liberated young people and more mature birthday people.

Alcohol contests

Transfusions

Contests for a company of adults on a birthday are often not complete without alcohol, for example, this one. Before each participant, a glass of alcohol (you can use water) and an empty glass, as well as a straw for a cocktail, are placed on the table. Their task is to quickly pour liquid from one glass to another using a straw.

Funny toast tasks for guests

Not all people love and know how to make toasts, and many simply get off with the banal “I wish you health and happiness!”. Therefore, very funny alcohol contests for the birthday of adults are especially popular. To avoid these difficulties, and at the same time to amuse the audience, you can invite guests to say congratulations in an unusual style. Each guest needs to be given a piece of paper on which instructions are given on how he should pronounce his toast. Here are some fun options here:

Compose a congratulatory phrase, all the words of which would begin with one letter, for example, “We wish you hot wishes, a cheerful life, burning women!”.
Use some animal in the greeting, for example, “Stay slim like a doe!”.
Associate a congratulatory speech with food, for example, "May your life be sweet as honey!".
Make a toast in a foreign language.
Give a list of words from which the speaker himself must make his own toast.
Sing your congratulations.

Vulgar contests

Scrambled eggs

Anyone who is looking for funny mobile contests can choose one that will be the apogee of a party for a well-heated company. The most “torn off” men will agree to participate in it. A transparent plastic bag with a pair of raw chicken eggs is tied to the belt of each participant on a string so that they hang at the level of the knees. The first pair is called to the “ring”. The "fighters", legs wide apart and slightly crouching, begin to swing their egg bags with the help of swaying their hips, trying to hit them on the opponent's balls. The one whose eggs will not stand and break, leaves the battlefield in disgrace, to which the next pair is invited.

The winners who have kept both or at least one egg then meet among themselves, revealing the final winner, who after the end of the competition can be safely called "The Man with the Strongest Eggs" and awarded with a special prize. Although traditionally this game is played among men, it can also be played by women (after all, it is the hen that lays the eggs, not the rooster).

Women things

This is not the end of vulgar birthday contests for adults. The next one is only for men who are going to feel a bit like women for a while. At the same time, the task before them is not at all difficult, every woman does it with ease every day - you need to put on a bra, and as quickly as possible. Such a trick is not easy for all men, so it will be fun for the assembled guests to watch the attempts of men.

When all the participants of the competition can finally put on the “cups”, having identified the winner, the next task will be to remove them, again, competing for a while. Surely among the participants there is one who, puffing and blushing, will say that he is used to taking bras off girls, and not putting them on himself.

fun replacement

To conduct this competition, you need to choose a girl and two guys. The girl is laid on the sofa, and small edible objects (nuts, pieces of cookies, etc.) are laid out on her body. After that, one of the guys is blindfolded and offered to eat everything that lies on the girl, without hands and blindfolded. At the command of the host, the guy starts sophisticated attempts, but the thing is that before, instead of the girl, another guy quietly appears on the couch. More and more, the guy who comes into lust only then begins to feel something was wrong when wild laughter begins around him.

But remember - such obscene birthday contests are only allowed for adults with a good sense of humor. Therefore, include this competition in your list only if you are sure that the company will adequately respond to it.

Funny intimate contests

Red girl

Among the guests of the party, the host needs to choose several ladies who came in skirts. Finding them, he lays a rug on the floor, and blindfolds the ladies. Their task is to pass over the mat with legs wide apart so as not to touch it. After all the girls have completed this task, the leader quickly lays himself face up over the rug and asks the ladies to remove their blindfolds. The winner of the competition is the lady who, at the sight of the opened picture, blushes more than others. How do you like this funny intimate birthday contest?

Default

Dial 3-4 couples to participate in the competition. Girls under an incendiary melody should “make deposits” - hide small denomination banknotes in the clothes of their young people. When all the “contributions” are made, the young people are switched, and the host suddenly shouts “Default! Get your deposits!" Under a different melody, the girls must have time to find and withdraw “deposits” within a certain time. It will be even more interesting to offer to take other people's "deposits".

Rzhachnye contests and entertainment

For some reason, more often respectable people believe that entertainment contests are more to the face of the kids, however, this is not so. Even respectable adult uncles and aunts can get involved in funny birthday contests. You just need to relax, trust the host, and get not only pleasure, but also a good mood!

Compromising evidence

Adults should involve married couples in such contests and birthday entertainment. Men, secretly from their wives, write on a piece of paper under the numbers the names of 10 any animals. The women in their circle do the same. When the game starts, the host begins the phrase and asks the wives to continue it with the word that is under the first number in the list, and words are added strictly according to the list for the next questions. It turns out that the husband

Handsome as...
Affectionate like...
Protective like...
Independent as...
Authoritative as...
Strong like...
Fast like...
Similar in character to...
It looks like…
etc.

Then the turn to characterize the wives goes to the husbands. And then it turns out that the wife:

With relatives like...
In transportation, like...
In a shop like...
With colleagues like...
With friends like...
In a cafe or restaurant, like…
On vacation like…
With kids like...
At the spa, like…
etc.

draw an elephant

Guests are divided into two teams, which are given a sheet of paper. Next, the team members take turns and blindfolded to draw the elements of an elephant: the first is the body, the second is the head, the third is the trunk, the fourth is the legs, etc. The team whose drawing is a little more reminiscent of this animal is declared the winner.

substitution

Holiday birthday contests do not have to be crowded, for example, 3 people participate in this. The host sits them at the table and puts a plate in front of each: one with a slice of banana, the other with an apple, the third with a slice of cake. After that, he blindfolds them and explains that they must, on command, as quickly as possible, without using their hands, eat their treat. But after all the participants are blindfolded, their desserts are replaced with something else, for example, instead of a banana, a cucumber, instead of an apple, a lemon, and instead of a cake, a piece of sausage with mustard. The participant who, despite the unexpected taste of his treat, will be the first to eat it will win.

milk the cow

Do you want balloon contests? They can be extremely fun, especially if they are not ordinary balloons, but medical gloves. Participants should be divided into pairs and each pair should be given a rubber glove, with pinholes on each finger. Water is poured into the gloves. One player holds a glove, and the second tries to "milk" it. Whoever milks more is the winner. This competition looks all the more fun the less people who know what the milking process looks like participate in it.

Potato

Cool mobile contests are very diverse. In this case, pairs of players can compete, to the belt of which a potato is tied on a long cord, which should almost touch the floor. Two empty packs of cigarettes are placed on the floor at the start line. The task of the rivals is to push the pack of potatoes swinging between the legs to the finish line faster than the opponent.

Cool harmless contests for everyone

25 compliments

All guests of the holiday must be divided into 2 teams and each should be given a blank sheet of paper. In 2.5 minutes, each team must write 25 compliments on their sheet. After that, the host selects the sheets and compares the inscriptions on them, crossing out the same compliments. The team that wrote more original congratulations is declared the winner.

Connection

There are also competitions for the birthday boy, in which he takes part on an equal basis with the invited guests, and here he gets the main role. The birthday boy is seated in the center of the room on a chair or at the head of the table so that from there he can see all those gathered. Only the host stands behind him and from there shows the guests cards with some facts (“wears a suit”, “has given birth to twins”, “traveled abroad”, “rides a bicycle”, etc.) relating to someone from those present. The one to whom this fact applies must rise from his seat, and there may be several such people. The task of the birthday man is to understand what fact connects these people.

find me

To all those present at the birthday party, the host should distribute pieces of paper on which they should describe their appearance. After that, all the leaves are collected in a box or bag. The host takes the first sheet out of the box, reads it out, and everyone tries to guess who this description fits. Each contestant has only one attempt per description. The winner of the competition is the one who was able to identify the most guests from the descriptions.

magic ball

This modern birthday contest is a bit like the American habit of wrapping small gifts in lots of big boxes. Well, we can transfer this tradition in the form of a joke to our holiday. To do this, we blind the "magic" ball.

First you need to prepare: find short riddles and write them on scraps of paper. Then you need to take a small souvenir and wrap it in foil. Attach a piece of paper with a riddle to the foil with tape. Then wrap the gift again with the next layer of foil and attach another puzzle to it again. As a result of such layers, at least 6-7 should be obtained. At the same time, the most difficult riddle should be in the depths, and the simplest one on the outside.

Next, you need to throw lots, who will be the first to begin to unfold the resulting magic ball. After removing the first layer of foil, the first participant gets to the first riddle, which he must solve in 5 seconds. If he fails, then everyone else comes to his aid, and the one who does it first gets the right to remove the next layer of foil and guess the second riddle. In the end, whoever solves the last riddle wins the prize.

Guess

Such competitions for adults are quite acceptable at a children's birthday party. Guests need to be divided into two teams, which should be seated on opposite sides of the table. Determine a leader for each team. The first team must guess a word on a topic related to the celebration of the birthday, and its leader must secretly say this word to the leader of the opposing team. He should try to portray this word to his team with facial expressions and gestures. The players can ask him questions, but the facilitator can only nod "yes" or "no".

You can guess the word for 3 minutes, and if it remains unguessed, then the team is punished by a phantom, for example, to sing a song in honor of the birthday man.

How to use?

An item is placed on the table in front of the contestants. Next, they take turns to come up with a real action that can be performed with this object. The player who could not come up with another application is eliminated from the competition. In the end, there is only one winner.

Conductor

To all players, the leading "conductor" distributes cards with the names of cities - "tickets" with destinations. It then starts asking if the player knows what country their city is in. If he answers correctly, then the conductor punches his ticket. The winner is the "traveler" who scored the most validated tickets.

Music competitions

Ditties competition

Unusual music competitions are always fun. For this song competition, you need to prepare prizes and a list of interesting words that should be inserted into the composed ditties. From the guests present, you need to put together several teams of 3-5 people. Then the facilitator pronounces a word that each team must insert into their ditty. About 3-5 minutes are allocated for creativity. The team that did not have time to compose something is eliminated from the competition, and the rest perform their ditties to the music. Then comes the turn of a new word and new ditties.

The team that manages to compose the most ditties wins. If several teams coped with the task equally well, then the winner is determined by the volume of applause.

Who is thinking about what

If you decide not only to dance, but also to make a funny musical break, then you should first ask the presenter to prepare cool music contests. He will select in advance fragments from songs that can somehow characterize the appearance or thoughts of the guests, and will also find a spectacular hat. When all the guests are sitting at the table, the host announces that he has got a magic hat that can read minds. After that, he puts it on the head of the guest and at the same time a fragment of the song is turned on.

What competitions did you like the most? What other interesting entertainment can you offer for an adult's birthday? Write about it in the comments.

NAME WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS MISSING? COLLECT THE MUSHROOMS! EAT AN APPLE! TURNIP
There are two teams of 6 children. This is a grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a "turnip" - children in a hat with the image of a turnip. The grandfather starts the game. On a signal, he runs to the "turnip", runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue to run together, again go around the "turnip" and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a "turnip" clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip the fastest wins.

FEED A FRIEND!
In the game, you can use apples or carrots. Two players sit on chairs facing each other. They are blindfolded and given an apple. They start feeding each other. The one who ate the apple the fastest wins.

COLLECT A POTATO WITH A SPOON!
The game is played by two people. 6-8 potatoes are scattered on the floor. Each child has a basket and a wooden spoon. On a signal, you need to collect potatoes with a spoon, one at a time, and put them in a basket. The child who collects the most potatoes in a certain amount of time wins.

NAME WHAT IS IT?
Children stand in a circle, in the center of the circle - the driver with the ball. He throws the ball to any child and says one of the words: "Vegetable", "Berry" or "Fruit". The child, having caught the ball, quickly names the familiar vegetable, berry or fruit, respectively. Whoever makes a mistake is out of the game.

TURNIP
There are two teams of 6 children. This is a grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a "turnip" - a child and in a cap with the image of a turnip. The grandfather starts the game. On a signal, he runs to the "turnip", runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue to run together, again go around the "turnip" and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a "turnip" clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip faster wins.

HEN AND COCKS
Three couples for one minute collect grains (beans, peas, pumpkin seeds) scattered on the floor. Those who collect the most win.

WHAT ARE THESE VEGETABLES?
Blindfolded, the players must taste the vegetables that they are offered.

DRAW A PEA!
The player, blindfolded, must draw peas so that they do not go beyond the line of the pod.

SCARECROW
Musical accompaniment sounds. Children, each of which is a "scarecrow", go to the middle of the hall and spread their arms to the sides. If the host says: “Sparrow!”, Then you need to wave your hands. If the host says: "Crow!" - you have to clap your hands.
MUSHROOMER
The driver ("mushroom picker") is blindfolded. Mushroom children run around the hall. If a "fly agaric" comes across, the children shout: "Don't take it!" The winner is the one who "gathers" more "mushrooms" in a certain time.
CAT IN A PACK
It is necessary to determine by touch a vegetable or fruit without removing it from the bag.

MAPLE LEAF
The game is played by two children. On 2 trays are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect pieces of paper piece by piece to the music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaflet from disparate particles.
GUESS
In the cup are pieces of different vegetables or fruits. The child is blindfolded and he must taste to determine what it is.

When preparing to celebrate his birthday, inviting guests to the celebration, the birthday boy needs to choose funny table contests in advance so that the holiday is as bright and interesting as possible, and, most importantly, to avoid awkward protracted pauses or unwanted conversations.

Competitions should be chosen exclusively table- as a rule, adults have absolutely no desire to get up from the table to participate in outdoor games - therefore, an invitation to jump and run is unlikely to be met with enthusiasm by the guests.

At the same time, the number of competitions should not exceed 5-6, otherwise even the funniest entertainment program will be unreasonably long and will soon get bored.

Necessary props and organizational preparations

Most of the contests below do not require a host, but some of them will require a host to be chosen by popular vote - which in itself will be a fun contest.
Or agree in advance that one of your loved ones will take on this role.

Props

For the competitive program, you must prepare in advance:

tokens or medals;
red box;
forfeits with tasks;
blindfold and mittens (according to the number of guests);
picture cards in a blue or pink (depending on who's birthday) box:
– scales for weighing trucks,
- desert,
- telescope,
- alcohol mashine,
- tank,
- police car,
- lemon Tree,
- propeller.
two bags (boxes);
question cards;
answer cards;
long nose made of cardboard and gum;
a glass of water;
ring.

red box

A "Red Box" with phantoms is being prepared separately for those who lost in contests or dropped out of the game.
You can make a "Red Box" yourself, from colored paper and adhesive tape, or buy a ready-made one.

Phantom tasks should be as funny as possible, for example:

to sing with a serious air a funny song in a false voice without hitting a single note;
dance while sitting (hands, shoulders, eyes, head, etc. funny dance);
show the trick (at the same time so that it does not work out - it is clear that there are no magicians among the guests);
tell a funny poem, make an unusual riddle, tell a funny story, and so on.

Attention: The "Red Box" will be in the middle of the table throughout the entertainment program. As mentioned above, it is for losing participants. Therefore, do not forget to "reward" a phantom to the eliminated contestant - and it does not matter if the tasks are repeated - because everyone will perform them in their own way!

Competition No. 1 "Find a birthday boy"

Guests are blindfolded.
The leader transplants everyone as he wants.
As a result, no one knows who is now sitting where, and who is nearby.
Warm mittens are put on for each guest. You need to feel by touch who is sitting next to you, touching your hands in mittens only to the head and face of a neighbor.
Firstly, it tickles and involuntarily causes laughter!
And secondly, it is very interesting to try to guess a person through touch!
Each participant guesses who is on the left.
You can try to guess only once, the ultimate goal is to find the birthday boy.
Bandages are removed only when the last participant guessed or did not guess his neighbor, but if the birthday boy was found, then the game ends earlier.
Whoever didn’t guess the neighbor pulls a phantom from the “Red Box” and performs a funny task.

Competition No. 2 "Wishes and funny gifts for the birthday man"

This is a very funny contest for resourceful guests with a sense of humor.
First, the Host says the main congratulations.
It sounds like this: “Dear (th) our birthday (ca)! We all sincerely love you together and wish you good health, happiness and prosperity! May all your dreams come true! Now the rest of the guests will complement my wishes!”
Next, each of the participants must say the phrase: , and then pull out a picture from the blue (or pink) box, show it to the birthday man (birthday girl), and explain - why does he give this item to the hero of the occasion? If his explanation was not found, then the contestant reads out the text on the back of the picture.
The next participant, before taking the picture out of the box, again repeats the beginning of the congratulatory phrase “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, so I give it!” and takes out his funny “gift” with an explanation why the hero of the occasion really needs it!
So, for example, having taken out a picture of a desert, the participant first says the main phrase, with which everyone who draws the pictures begins: “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, so I give it!”, and, if your wish was not found, read the phrase written in the picture on the reverse side: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and all your enemies and enemies will no longer be able to return, capturing all your troubles!”
What should be depicted and written in the pictures is indicated in the section "Preliminary preparation", but we will repeat again:
The box contains pictures of unusual items.
On the reverse side, as a hint, wishes are written. First, the guest, looking at the picture pulled out of the box, tries to come up with an original wish for the birthday girl (birthday man), then looks at the hint written on the back of the picture and adds it to his congratulations.
You can add other pictures, in any quantity - the more pictures and wishes, the more interesting the contest.

The required minimum number of images for the contest:
a picture of special scales for weighing loaded KamAZ trucks, on the reverse side it says: “I wish you so much wealth that it is impossible to count, but only weigh it with such scales!”;
image of a telescope, on the reverse side it says: “I wish that all dreams and their fulfillment were much closer than those stars in the sky that are visible through a telescope!”;
moonshine, on the reverse side of the wish: “Let a considerable percentage of unbridled fun always play in your veins!”;
a picture of a tank, a wish: “To always have something to go to the store!”
picture of police car with flasher: “So that when you go, the people make way!”
a tree on which lemons grow, the inscription: “So that “lemons” and not only fruits grow all year round!”
a picture of a desert, on the back it says: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and can no longer return, all your enemies, taking all your troubles!”
image of a propeller from the m / f "Kid and Carlson", the inscription: “May your life always be Carlsson, who lives on the roof and brings many valuable gifts!”

There are two winners in the competition:
First: the one who came up with the funniest birthday greeting (birthday girl);
Second: the one who read the inscription on the picture the funniest.

Competition No. 3 "Tell us about yourself: let's play cards"

Two bags (or two boxes): one contains randomly mixed cards with questions, the other contains answers.
1. The facilitator pulls out a card from the bag of questions, reads it out loud.
2. The first participant in the feast draws a card from the bag with answers, and with an expression.
Random combinations of questions and answers will be funny.
For example, Leader: “Have you ever been stopped by a traffic police officer?”
The answer might be: "It's so nice".
Only one card can be drawn per question.
The game ends when all the cards have been read and all the guests have read the answers to the questions.
Question cards:
1) Do you like to drink?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you like men?
4) Do you eat at night?
5) Do you change your socks every day?
6) Do you watch TV?
7) Do you want to cut your hair bald?
8) Admit that you like to count other people's money?
9) Do you like to gossip?
10) Do you often play pranks on others?
11) Do you know how to use a cell phone?
12) Now at the festive table did you watch who, what and how much ate?
13) Have you ever driven drunk?
14) Have you ever come to a birthday party without a present?
15) Have you ever howled at the moon?
16) Have you considered how much today's laid table costs?
17) Have you ever given something that was given to you as an unnecessary gift?
18) Do you hide food under your pillow?
19) Do you show obscene signs to other drivers?
20) Can you not open the door for guests?
21) Do you often miss work?
Answer cards:
1) Only at night, in the dark.
2) Perhaps, someday, drunk.
3) I can't live without it!
4) When no one sees.
5) No, it's not mine.
6) I only dream about it!
7) This is my secret dream.
8) I tried it once.
9) Of course, yes!
10) Definitely not!
11) In childhood - yes.
12) Rarely, I want more often!
13) I was taught this from childhood.
14) It's very nice.
15) Definitely and without fail!
16) It doesn't interest me at all.
17) Almost always!
18) Yes. The doctor prescribed this for me.
19) That's all I do.
20) Once a day.
21) No, I'm afraid.

Competition No. 4 "Intuition"

Each player is put on a hoop with a certain figure on his head. It can be a fruit, a vegetable, a character, a famous person.
The task of the players, with the help of clarifying questions, to which they answer only “yes” or “no”, is to guess who he is.
Instead of hoops, you can make cardboard masks, then the game will turn out not only interesting, but also very funny.

Competition No. 5 "Long nose"

Everyone wears pre-prepared noses.
At the Leader's command, you need to pass a small ring from nose to nose, and at the same time a glass of water from hand to hand, trying not to spill a drop.
The game is considered over when both the ring and the glass of water return to the "first" participant.
Whoever dropped the ring or spilled water gets a penalty phantom.

Competition No. 6 "Find a common"

Players are divided into teams.
The host shows three pictures that have something in common.
To motivate and cheer the teams, the condition can be this: the team that did not guess the answer drinks penalty glasses.
for example, one picture shows a jacuzzi, the second shows the Eiffel Tower, the third shows the periodic table. They are united by a surname, because each image is an object named after its creator.

Competition No. 7 "Hat for the birthday"

In a deep hat you need to put a lot of folded pieces of paper with laudatory descriptions of the birthday man (birthday girl), For example:
- smart (smart),
- beautiful (beautiful)
- slender (slender)
- talented (talented)
- economic (economic), and so on.
The guests are divided into pairs. One partner takes out a piece of paper, reads the word to himself and explains to his partner with the help of gestures what it means.
If the answer is not found, you can suggest one with words, but without naming the word itself, but describing its essence.
The team with the most correct answers wins.
You can't pair up. One person takes out a piece of paper and gestures the word, while others guess.
For each correct answer, the player receives one point.
The player with the most points wins.

Competition No. 8 "Get to the bottom of the truth"

A certain object, for example, a carrot, needs to be wrapped in several layers of foil.
Each layer is accompanied by a riddle or task.
If the guest guesses the correct answer or completes the task, he unfolds the first layer. If not, he passes the baton to a neighbor and receives a penalty phantom.
Whoever removes the last layer wins a prize.

Competition No. 9 "Gossip Girl"

This funny competition is more suitable for a small company, because you will need headphones for all participants. Or several volunteers may participate and others will oversee the process.
Players put on headphones and listen to music loudly so that extraneous sounds are not heard.
Without headphones, only the one who speaks the first phrase remains. It must be some secret about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
He speaks it loudly, but in such a way that it is impossible to hear all the words clearly.
The second player passes the phrase that he supposedly heard to the third, the third to the fourth, and so on.
Guests who have already streamed "Birthday Gossip" can remove their headphones and watch what the other participants end up broadcasting.
The last player voices the phrase that he heard, and the first one says the original.

Competition No. 10 "Second half"

Guests will have to include all their acting skills.
Each player chooses a piece of paper on which is written the role that he has to play.
The roles are paired: the goal is to find your partner as soon as possible.
For example, Romeo and Juliet: Juliet can sing the text: “I am standing on the balcony and waiting for my love” and so on.

Competition No. 11 "Joint Efforts"

The host offers to write a fairy tale about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
Everyone comes up with their own story, but on a common sheet, each player will write only one sentence.
The tale begins with the sentence "One fine day / es (name) was born."
The sheet is passed around.
The first person writes a sequel based on the first sentence.
The second person reads the sentence of the first, adds his own and folds the piece of paper so that the third guest can see only the sentence that the person in front of him wrote.
Thus, the fairy tale is written until the sheet returns to the guest who first began writing it.
Together, you will get a very funny story about the hero of the occasion, which is then read aloud.

Competition No. 12 "Honest answer"

Prepare cards with questions and answers.
One guest takes out a card from the deck with questions, and the one to whom the question is addressed - from the deck of answers.
The game continues in a circle.
The number of questions and answers should at least correspond to the number of players, and it is better to be two to three times more.
Sample Options
Questions:
1. How often do you walk around the apartment naked?
2. Are you jealous of rich people?
3. Do you have colorful dreams?
4. Do you sing in the shower?
5. Do you lose your temper often?
6. Have you ever declared your love to a monument?
7. Do you sometimes feel like you were made for some great mission?
8. Do you like to peep?
9. Do you often try on lacy underwear?
10. Do you often read other people's letters?
Answers:
1. No, only when I drink.
2. As an exception.
3. Oh yes. It looks so much like me.
4. You might think this is a crime.
5. Only on holidays.
6. No, such nonsense is not for me.
7. Such thoughts visit me constantly.
8. This is my meaning of life.
9. Only when no one is watching.
10. Only when they pay.

Competition No. 13 "By ear"

All participants are blindfolded.
The leader taps with a pencil or fork on some object.
The one who guesses the item first will get one point (you can use stickers and glue on clothes).
Whoever has the most at the end of the game wins.

Competition No. 14 "Indistinct Hamster"

All guests fill their mouths with marshmallows.
The first participant reads the phrase that is written on the sheet, but does not show it to the others.
He speaks to her neighbor, but because of the full mouth, the words will be very slurred.
A phrase is a task that the last one will have to complete, for example, “You must dance a lezginka.”
The participant will have to perform the action that he heard.

Competition No. 15 "Top Secret"

Competition No. 16 "Sobriety Test"

Game for a big company.
The first team - one side of the table, the second - the other.
From the first player to the last, you will need to transfer various items, holding them with matches.
The winner is the team that quickly passes all the items from one end of the table to the other in this way.

Competition No. 17 "Musical crocodile"

The first contestant takes out a sheet of paper on which the name of the song and, possibly, the lyrics are written.
The task is to explain to the rest what the song is.
Can't be explained in words from the song itself.
For example, "When the apple trees bloom ..." you can not say "Apple trees bloomed in the garden." You can say “In one place there is a tree, fruits appear on it” and something like that.

Competition No. 18 "Find your mate"

To play, you need to prepare cards with the names of various animals. Each animal has two cards.
Participants pull out cards, and then show each other their animal (meowing, crowing, and so on).
The game will be over only after all the pairs have been found.

Our competitions are designed for the most modest costs, both financial and organizational. Given the age of the guests and their preferences, the contests can be held very funny and mischievous.
This birthday celebration is sure to be remembered for a long time!
We wish you a noisy, fun feast!

Watch the video with a very funny contest (watch time 4.5 minutes):

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