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Games at a children's autumn party

COLLECT THE CONES!
The game involves two people. They each take a basket in their hands. 10 - 12 cones are scattered on the floor. At the signal, the children begin to collect them in their baskets. The one who collects wins more bumps.

SORTING VEGETABLES!
Two people play. On one side of the hall there are two buckets in which carrots and potatoes are mixed. Each child, at a signal, runs with a basket to the bucket and selects either carrots or potatoes into his basket and returns back. Whoever completes the task faster wins.

FEED A FRIEND!
You can use apples or carrots in the game. Two players sit on chairs opposite each other. They are blindfolded and given an apple. They start feeding each other. The one who eats the apple the fastest wins.

GATHER THE WEEDS!
The game involves 3 people. Paper vines, cornflowers and dandelion leaves are scattered around the hall. Children are given a bucket. At a signal, they must collect the weeds in buckets: one - vines, another - leaves, the third - cornflowers. The child who completes the task faster than others wins.

COLLECT LEAVES!
The game involves 2 children. On 2 trays there are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect the piece of paper piece by piece while listening to music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaf from scattered particles.
COLLECT POTATOES WITH A SPOON!
The game involves two people. 6-8 potatoes are scattered on the floor. Each child has a basket and a wooden spoon. At the signal, you need to collect the potatoes with a spoon, one at a time, and put them in the basket. The child who collects the most potatoes in a certain time wins.

CROSS THE PUDDLE IN GALOSHEES!
Two children participate. "Puddle" is a carpet in the center of the room. At a signal, children put on galoshes and run from one end of the carpet to the other and back. The one who runs faster wins.

TRANSPORT THE HARVEST FROM THE FIELD!
On one side of the hall there are 2 trucks, on the other side, models of onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, beets and potatoes, 2 pieces of each, are laid out on the floor. Two people play in the game. At a signal, they drive trucks to the opposite side hall, fill them with vegetables and return back. The one who completes the task faster wins.
A more difficult option: transport one vegetable at a time.

STEAM LOT
Two teams participate in it. Fake mushrooms are laid out on the floor. At a signal, the team runs around the mushrooms like a snake along a “winding path” (each child holds on to the shoulders of the one in front). The winner is the team that:
— didn’t drop a single mushroom;
— did not lose a single participant;
— got to the finish line faster.

FRUIT ON A ROPE
Two stands are placed at the opposite wall of the hall with a rope stretched between them. Apples and pears are tied to a rope by sticks. The child is blindfolded. He must reach the racks, cut off any fruit with scissors and guess it by touch.
TELL US WHAT IS THIS?
Children stand in a circle, in the center of the circle is the driver with the ball. He throws the ball to any child and says one of the words: “Vegetable”, “Berry” or “Fruit”. The child, having caught the ball, quickly names a familiar vegetable, berry or fruit accordingly. Whoever makes a mistake leaves the game.

WHAT IS MISSING?
Fruits are drawn on the tablet in several rows (for example: apple, pear, orange). In each row the fruits are arranged in in different order. The presenter closes any fruit in any row and asks: “What’s missing?” Children must name the fruit that is closed. Options: instead of fruits - vegetables, berries, mushrooms, tree leaves.

PICK MUSHROOMS!
They play in twos. Each participant is given an empty basket. There are silhouettes of mushrooms on the floor. Children take turns taking the silhouette of a mushroom, name any mushroom they know, and put it in a basket. The one who “collected” the most mushrooms wins.

EAT AN APPLE!
Two parent volunteers hold a rope with tied apples hanging from it. The game involves 2 children. They are asked to eat an apple hanging on a rope without touching it with their hands. Who is faster?

TURNIP
Two teams of 6 children each participate. This is grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a “turnip” - a child wearing a hat with a picture of a turnip. Grandfather starts the game. At a signal, he runs to the “turnip”, runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue running together, again go around the “turnip” and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a “turnip” clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip the fastest wins.

CHENS AND COCKERS
Three pairs collect grains (beans, peas, pumpkin seeds), scattered on the floor. Those who collect the most win.

WHAT KIND OF VEGETABLES ARE THIS?
Blindfolded, the players must taste the vegetables that are offered to them.

PLANT AND HARVEST!
Equipment: 8 hoops, 2 buckets, 4-5 potatoes, 2 watering cans.
2 teams of 4 people each participate.
The 1st participant “plows the ground” (puts down hoops).
The 2nd participant “plants potatoes” (puts potatoes in the hoop).
The 3rd participant “waters the potatoes” (runs around each hoop with a watering can).
The 4th participant “harvests” (collects potatoes in a bucket).
The faster team wins.

DRAW PEAS!
The player must, blindfolded, draw the peas so that they do not go beyond the line of the pod.

UNLOAD THE CAR!
Children are invited to unload the “cars” with “vegetables”. The machines are placed against one wall, and two baskets are placed opposite them against the other wall. One player at a time stands near the baskets and, at a signal, runs to the cars. You can carry vegetables one at a time. Vegetables must be the same in all machines, both in quantity and volume. Other participants can then "load" the machines; In this case, the players stand near the cars, run to the baskets at a signal and carry the vegetables into the cars. Machines can be boxes, chairs; vegetables - skittles, cubes, etc.
SCARECROW
Sounds musical accompaniment. Children, each of whom is a “scarecrow,” go out to the middle of the hall and spread their arms to the sides. If the presenter says: “Sparrow!”, then you need to wave your hands. If the presenter says: “Crow!” - You have to clap your hands.

MUSHROOMER
The driver ("mushroom picker") is blindfolded. Mushroom children are running around the hall. If they come across a fly agaric, the children shout: “Don’t take it!” The winner is the one who “collects” more “mushrooms” within a certain time.

CAT IN A PACK
You need to identify the vegetable or fruit by touch without removing it from the bag.

MAPLE LEAF
Two children participate in the game. On 2 trays there are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect the piece of paper piece by piece while listening to music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaf from scattered particles.

GUESSING GAME
There are pieces of different vegetables or fruits in a cup. The child is blindfolded and must determine what it is by taste.

Game "Autumn Leaves".
Children with pieces of paper in their hands stand in a circle and recite a poem together with the teacher.
We, autumn leaves,
They sat on the branches.
The wind blew and they flew.
We flew, we flew.
And they sat down quietly on the ground.
The wind came again.
And he picked up all the leaves.
He turned them over and around.
And he lowered it to the ground.
Children imitate the actions of the “leaves” in accordance with the text of the poem: they squat, fly around the room, sit quietly again, rise, spin and sit again. Leaves are collected into a bouquet.
Finger game “Autumn Bouquet”.
- Guys, let's collect an autumn bouquet.
In chorus.
One two three four five -
We will collect leaves. (Clench and unclench your fists).
Birch leaves.
Rowan leaves,
poplar leaves,
Aspen leaves,
Oak leaves (Bend your fingers one by one).
We will collect
In a vase in autumn
We'll take the bouquet. (Clench and unclench your fists).
“Sort your vegetables and fruits”
Two people play. On one side of the hall there are two buckets in which vegetables and fruits are mixed. Each child, at a signal, runs with a basket to the bucket and selects either vegetables or fruits into his basket and returns back. Whoever completes the task faster wins.

The rules of the game are very simple. Any even number of people can play (and in general, an odd number will do). If possible, an equal ratio of boys and girls. To begin, the questions and answers listed below must be written on cards of the same size. It is advisable to use thick paper or thin cardboard. You should end up with two identical decks: one with questions, the other with answers. And then everything is simple. Shuffle each deck thoroughly and place it in the center of the table. The first player takes the question card and reads it to his neighbor. He takes the card with the answer and reads the answer out loud. Then the person who answered the question asks his next neighbor, and so on in a circle. Even just a quick look at the list below can give you an idea of ​​the similarities there might be. What is it worth, for example: “Do you like to swim naked? - On Saturdays this is a necessity for me.” Or: “Tell me, do you like me? - When I’m drunk, and I’m always drunk!” It’s only advisable to sit down like this: guy - girl - guy - girl. Because when two guys sit next to each other, all the questions are like: “Do you like me?”, “Do you like to look into my eyes?” and even “What would you say if I kissed you now?” come across exactly these guys (repeatedly tested for own experience). And what kind of answers they come across to this is generally “boggles the mind.” So go for it! QUESTIONS: Are you attracted to extravagant men (women)? How would you feel if your husband (wife) cheated on you? Tell me, are you always so impudent? Do you respect men (women)? Are you friendly? Tell me, is your heart free? Tell me, do you love me? Does petty fraud torment your conscience? Do you like to give gifts? Are you making mistakes in your life? Tell me, are you jealous? Do you want to have a lover (mistress)? Do you love your husband (wife)? Do you often travel to public transport without a ticket? Do you want anything? Tell me, are you ready for anything? Have you often fallen out of bed? Do you like to read other people's letters? Do you often find yourself in interesting situations? Would you be happy to kiss your husband (wife)? Are you ever intoxicated? Do you lie often? Yours free time Are you spending time in a fun company? Are you obsessive and rude in your actions? Do you love cooking delicious dinners? Could you put a pig on your loved one? Would you like to get drunk today? Tell me, have you sinned a lot? Do you like to dream under the moon? Do you like gifts? Do you often climb into your neighbor’s raspberries at the dacha? Do you feel dizzy when you drink? Do you often get lazy? Are you able to buy love with money? Do you like to laugh at others? Do you want my photo? Are you often subject to passions? Do you like to eat meat? Are you susceptible to the temptation of love affairs? Do you often borrow money? Have you tried to seduce another man (woman)? Do you like to swim naked? Do you want to gain favor? married man (married woman)? Tell me, do you often eat so much? Do you want to meet me? Do you have a clear conscience? Have you ever slept in someone else's bed? Tell me, are you an interesting conversationalist? Are you open with your spouse? Tell me, are you temperamental? Do you like pickles on Mondays? Do you play sports? Do you love to look into my eyes? Do you often wash in the bathroom? How do you feel about striptease? Does it happen that you sleep at your workplace? Tell me, are you cowardly? Do you snore in your sleep? Do you have a habit of promising him (her) more than you can handle? Do you like to eat well? Are you willing to kiss in public places? Are you increasing your productivity? Have you ever gotten lost in someone else's house? Do you like vodka? Do you like meeting people on the street? Do you often show your temper? What would you say if I kissed you right there? Do you like to sleep after lunch? Do you like to dress fashionably? Do you have many secrets? Do you have a tendency to sin? Are you afraid of the policeman? Tell me, do you like me? Do you think that your loved one should only be told the truth? What would you say if you and I were alone? Do you know how to control yourself? Do you like to visit? Are you gaining weight? Do you often take time off from work? Would you walk with me through the forest at night? Do you like my eyes? Do you often drink beer? Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs? Are you often drawn towards art? Do you spend a lot of time on love affairs? Are you hiding your age? ANSWERS: I can't imagine my life without this. I don't answer political questions. I love you, but at someone else's expense. Only on payday. No, I'm a very shy person. I find it difficult to answer the truth because I don’t want to ruin my reputation. Only when I feel some weakness. You can try it far from home. I don’t know myself, but others say yes. This is my hobby. Not here. Please don't put me in an awkward position. Ask someone more sober. Why not? With great pleasure! My blushing is the clearest answer to this question. Only when I'm rested. Youth is long gone. This case, of course, will proceed without witnesses. This opportunity should not be missed. I'll tell you this in bed. Only when you want to go to bed. You can already try this. If it can be arranged now, then yes. Only when there are troubles at work. If they really ask me about it. I can do it for hours, especially in the dark. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this. No, I tried it once and it didn’t work. Oh yeah! This is especially great for me! Damn it! You guessed it. In principle no, but as an exception - yes. Only on holidays. When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk. Only away from your beloved. I'll say this in the evening when I make a date. Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic. Only at night. Only for decent pay. Only if no one sees. It's so natural. Always when your conscience orders. But something needs to be done! If there is no other way out. Always when I have a good drink! Well, who doesn’t it happen to!? Could you ask a more modest question? It all depends on how much and whether I have enough change. If it doesn't cost you. Do I really look like this? I have had a penchant for this since childhood. I'll ask my wife (husband). These are the best moments of my life. At least all night. On Saturdays this is a necessity for me. I can't say that without a couple of drinks. Only in the morning with a hangover. This has long been my greatest desire. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question. It all depends on the situation. Crazy! With great pleasure. Yes, only within the bounds of decency. Of course, we cannot do without this. This the main objective of my life. I just can't stand it. I will never refuse such an opportunity. Nowadays this is not a sin. Why not, if you can and there is no fear. Of course, I am capable of anything. This often happens to me when visiting. Only in company. Not always, but often. Yes, if necessary. Anything can happen, because I am also a human being. No, I was too well brought up. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed you can't even imagine. If there are no big troubles later. I'm much more interested in other problems. And it’s not that yes, and it’s not that no. Let's not be naive, and we shouldn't ask questions that are difficult to answer sincerely. Today I don't want to talk about it. In principle, yes, although it will be very difficult. Only in despair. Unfortunately no. Well, this is, excuse me, luxury! At daylight not especially, but in the dark - with pleasure. ...

When a group of adults gathers around the table to celebrate someone's birthday, the feast usually turns into nostalgic memories of the past. There is nothing wrong with this, but to turn such a happy day into empty chatter and stuffing of stomachs delicious food- this is not at all the format of the holiday that the birthday boy wants. How to revive such a company? Of course, use the most fun competitions! Their selection is so large and varied that it is suitable for both relaxed young people and more mature birthday people.

Alcohol competitions

Transfusions

Birthday competitions for a group of adults are often complete without alcohol, for example, this one. A glass of alcohol (can be water) and an empty glass, as well as a straw for a cocktail, are placed on the table in front of each participant. Their task is to quickly pour liquid from one glass to another using a straw.

Fun toast tasks for guests

Not all people love and know how to give toasts, and many simply get off with the banal “I wish you health and happiness!” Therefore, very funny alcoholic competitions for adults’ birthdays are especially popular. To avoid these difficulties, and at the same time amuse the audience, you can invite guests to say congratulations in an unusual style. Each guest should be given a piece of paper with instructions on how he should make his toast. Here are some fun options available here:

  • Compose a congratulatory phrase, all words of which begin with the same letter, for example, “We wish you hot wishes, a cheerful life, burning women!”
  • Use some animal in your congratulations, for example, “Stay slim like a doe!”
  • Connect the congratulatory speech with food, for example, “May your life be sweet as honey!”
  • Make a toast in a foreign language.
  • Give a list of words from which the speaker himself must compose his toast.
  • Sing your congratulations.

Vulgar contests

Scrambled eggs

Anyone looking for funny moving competitions can choose one that will become the climax of a party for a well-warmed-up company. The most “out-of-touch” men will agree to participate in it. Each participant's belt is tied to a string with a transparent plastic bag with a couple of raw ones chicken eggs so that they dangle at the level of the knees. The first couple is called to the ring. The “fighters”, with their legs spread wide and slightly crouched, begin to swing their bags of eggs with the help of swaying their hips, trying to hit their opponent’s eggs with them. The one whose eggs cannot stand it and break, leaves the battlefield in disgrace, to which the next couple is invited.

The winners who retained both or at least one egg then meet each other to determine the final winner, who after the end of the competition can safely be called “The Man with the Strongest Eggs” and awarded a special prize. Although this game is traditionally played among men, it can also be performed by women (after all, it is the hen, not the rooster, who lays the eggs).

Women things

The vulgar birthday contests for adults don’t end there. The next one is only for men who will feel a little like women for a while. At the same time, the task they are given is not at all difficult, every woman easily does it every day - they need to put on a bra, and as quickly as possible. This trick is not easy for all men, so the gathered guests will have fun watching the men try.

When all the participants in the competition are finally able to put the “cups” on themselves, identifying the winner, the next task will be to remove them, again, competing against the clock. Surely there will be one among the participants who, puffing and blushing, will say that he is used to taking off bras from girls, and not putting them on himself.

Fun replacement

To conduct this competition you need to choose a girl and two guys. The girl is laid on the sofa, and small edible objects (nuts, pieces of cookies, etc.) are laid out on her body. After this, one of the guys is blindfolded and offered to eat everything that is on the girl, without hands and blindfolded. At the command of the leader, the guy begins sophisticated attempts, but the whole point is that instead of the girl, another guy unnoticed appears on the sofa. The guy, increasingly falling into lust, only begins to feel something is wrong when wild laughter begins around him.


But remember, such obscene birthday contests are only acceptable for adults with a good sense of humor. Therefore, include this competition in your list only if you are confident that the company will react adequately to it.

Funny intimate contests

Beautiful maiden

Among the party guests, the host needs to select several ladies who came in skirts. Having found them, he lays a rug on the floor and blindfolds the ladies. Their task is to walk over the mat with their feet wide apart so as not to touch it. After all the girls have completed this task, the presenter quickly lies face up over the mat and asks the ladies to remove their blindfolds. The winner of the competition is the lady who blushes more than others when she sees the picture that opens. How do you like this funny intimate birthday contest?

Default

Recruit 3-4 couples to participate in the competition. Girls, accompanied by a fiery melody, must “make deposits” - hide small denomination bills in the clothes of their boyfriends. When all the “contributions” have been made, the young people are swapped, and the presenter suddenly shouts “Default! Take your deposits!” To a different tune, the girls must have time to find and remove the “deposits” within a certain time. It would be even more interesting to offer to take away other people’s “deposits”.

Laughing competitions and entertainment

For some reason, more often respectable people believe that entertaining competitions are more suitable for children, however, this is not so. Even respectable adult uncles and aunts can be involved in laughing birthday contests. You just need to relax, trust the presenter, and get not only pleasure, but also a good mood!

Compromising evidence

Adults should involve married couples in such competitions and birthday entertainment. Men, secretly from their wives, write the names of any 10 animals under numbers on a piece of paper. The women in their circle do the same. When the game begins, the leader begins the phrase and asks the wives to continue it with the word that appears under the first number in the list, and on next questions words are added strictly according to the list. It turns out that the husband:

  • Beautiful as...
  • Affectionate as...
  • Sociable as...
  • Independent as...
  • Authoritative as...
  • Strong as...
  • Fast as...
  • Character similar to...
  • Externally similar to...
  • Etc.

Then the turn to characterize the wives goes to the husbands. And then it turns out that the wife:

  • With relatives, like...
  • In transport, how...
  • In the store, like...
  • With colleagues, like...
  • With friends, like...
  • In a cafe or restaurant, like…
  • On vacation, like...
  • With children, how...
  • The spa is like...
  • Etc.

Draw an elephant

Guests are divided into two teams, which are given a piece of paper. Next, team members take turns and blindfolded draw elements of the elephant: the first - the body, the second - the head, the third - the trunk, the fourth - the legs, etc. The winner is the team whose drawing is a little more reminiscent of this animal.

Substitution

Birthday competitions do not have to be crowded, for example, 3 people participate. The host sits them down at the table and places a plate in front of each: one with a piece of banana, another with an apple, the third with a piece of cake. After that, he blindfolds them and explains that they must, on command, eat their treat as quickly as possible, without using their hands. But after all participants are blindfolded, their desserts are replaced with something else, for example, instead of a banana, a cucumber, instead of an apple, a lemon, and instead of a cake, a piece of sausage with mustard. The winner will be the participant who, despite the unexpected taste of his treat, eats it first.

Milk the cow

Do you want contests with balloons? They can be extremely fun, especially if they are not ordinary balloons, but medical gloves. Participants should be divided into pairs and each pair should be given a rubber glove with pin pricks on each finger. Water is poured into the gloves. One player holds the glove, and the second tries to “milk” it. The one who milks the most is the winner. This competition looks all the more fun the fewer people involved who know what the milking process looks like.


Potato

Cool moving competitions are very diverse. In this case, pairs of players can compete, with a potato tied to their belts on a long cord, which should almost touch the floor. Two empty cigarette packs are placed on the floor at the start line. The opponents’ task is to push their pack of potatoes swinging between their legs to the finish line faster than their opponent.

Cool harmless competitions for everyone

25 compliments

All guests of the holiday must be divided into 2 teams and given to each Blank sheet paper. In 2.5 minutes, each team must write 25 compliments on their sheet. After this, the presenter selects the sheets and compares the inscriptions on them, crossing out identical compliments. The team that writes the most original congratulations is declared the winner.

Connection

There are also competitions for the birthday boy, in which he takes part along with the invited guests, and here he gets the main role. The birthday boy is seated in the center of the room on a chair or at the head of the table, so that from there he can see everyone gathered. Only the host stands behind him and from there shows the guests cards with some facts (“wears a suit,” “gave birth to twins,” “traveled abroad,” “rides a bicycle,” etc.) concerning someone of those present. The one to whom this fact applies must rise from his seat, and there may be several such people. The birthday boy’s task is to understand what fact connects these people.

find me

The presenter should distribute pieces of paper to everyone present at the birthday party, on which they must give a description of their appearance. After this, all the leaves are collected in a box or bag. The presenter takes the first piece of paper out of the box, reads it out, and everyone tries to guess who this description fits. Each contest participant has only one attempt for each description. The one who can identify the most guests from their descriptions wins the competition.

Magic ball

This modern competition birthdays are a bit like the American habit of wrapping small gifts in many large boxes. Well, we can transfer this tradition as a joke to our holiday. To do this, we will make a “magic” ball.


First you need to prepare: find short riddles and write them on scraps of paper. Then you need to take a small souvenir and wrap it in foil. Attach a piece of paper with a riddle to the foil with tape. Then wrap the gift again with another layer of foil and attach another riddle to it again. The result of such layers should be at least 6-7. In this case, the most difficult riddle should be in the depths, and the simplest one on the outside.

Next, you need to cast lots to see who will be the first to begin unwrapping the resulting magic ball. Having removed the first layer of foil, the first participant gets to the first riddle, which he must solve in 5 seconds. If he fails, then everyone else comes to his aid, and the one who does it first gets the right to remove the next layer of foil and guess the second riddle. In the end, whoever solves it the last riddle and this prize goes to you.

Guess it

Such competitions for adults are quite acceptable at children's day birth. Guests should be divided into two teams, which should be seated on opposite sides of the table. Determine a leader for each team. The first team must think of a word on a topic related to the birthday celebration, and its leader must secretly tell this word to the leader of the opposing team. He should try to portray this word to his team with facial expressions and gestures. Players can ask him questions, but the host can only nod yes or no.

You can guess the word within 3 minutes, and if it remains unguessed, the team is punished with a phantom, for example, by singing a song in honor of the birthday person.

How to use?

An object is placed on the table in front of the competition participants. Next, they take turns to come up with a real action that can be performed with this object. The player who could not come up with the next application is eliminated from the competition. In the end, there is only one winner.

Conductor


The leading “conductor” distributes cards with the names of cities to all players - “tickets” with destinations. He then starts asking if the player knows what country his city is in. If he answers correctly, then the conductor punches his ticket. The winner is the “traveler” who collected the most composted tickets.

Music competitions

Ditty competition

It's always fun unusual competitions to the music. For this singing competition, you need to prepare prizes and a list of interesting words that should be inserted into the ditties you are composing. From the guests present, you need to put together several teams of 3-5 people. Then the presenter says a word that each team must insert into their ditty. About 3-5 minutes are allocated for creativity. The team that does not have time to compose anything is eliminated from the competition, and the rest perform their ditties to the music. Next comes the turn of a new word and new ditties.

The team that manages to compose the most ditties wins. If several teams completed the task equally well, then the winner is determined by the volume of applause.

Who thinks about what?

If you decide not only to dance, but also to take a funny musical break, then you should first ask the host to prepare funny music competitions. He will select in advance fragments from songs that can somehow characterize appearance or the thoughts of guests, and will also find a spectacular hat. When all the guests are sitting at the table, the host announces that he has acquired a magic hat that can read minds. After that, he puts it on the guest’s head and at the same time an excerpt of the song is played.

Which competitions did you like the most? What else interesting entertainment Can you suggest for an adult's birthday? Write about it in the comments.

TELL US WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS MISSING? PICK MUSHROOMS! EAT AN APPLE! TURNIP
Two teams of 6 children each participate. This is grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a “turnip” - a child wearing a hat with a picture of a turnip. Grandfather starts the game. At a signal, he runs to the “turnip”, runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue running together, again go around the “turnip” and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a “turnip” clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip the fastest wins.

COLLECT THE CONES!
The game involves two people. They each take a basket in their hands. 10 - 12 cones are scattered on the floor. At the signal, the children begin to collect them in their baskets. The one who collects the most cones wins.

SORTING VEGETABLES!
Two people play. On one side of the hall there are two buckets in which carrots and potatoes are mixed. Each child, at a signal, runs with a basket to the bucket and selects either carrots or potatoes into his basket and returns back. Whoever completes the task faster wins.

FEED A FRIEND!
You can use apples or carrots in the game. Two players sit on chairs opposite each other. They are blindfolded and given an apple. They start feeding each other. The one who eats the apple the fastest wins.

GATHER THE WEEDS!
The game involves 3 people. Paper vines, cornflowers and dandelion leaves are scattered around the hall. Children are given a bucket. At a signal, they must collect the weeds in buckets: one - vines, another - leaves, the third - cornflowers. The child who completes the task faster than others wins.

COLLECT LEAVES!
The game involves 2 children. On 2 trays there are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect the piece of paper piece by piece while listening to music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaf from scattered particles.

COLLECT POTATOES WITH A SPOON!
The game involves two people. 6-8 potatoes are scattered on the floor. Each child has a basket and a wooden spoon. At the signal, you need to collect the potatoes with a spoon, one at a time, and put them in the basket. The child who collects the most potatoes in a certain time wins.

CROSS THE PUDDLE IN GALOSHEES!
Two children participate. "Puddle" - a carpet in the center of the room. At a signal, children put on galoshes and run from one end of the carpet to the other and back. The one who runs faster wins.

TRANSPORT THE HARVEST FROM THE FIELD!
On one side of the hall there are 2 trucks, on the other side, models of onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, beets and potatoes, 2 pieces of each, are laid out on the floor. Two people play in the game. At a signal, they drive trucks to the opposite side of the hall, fill them with vegetables and return back. The one who completes the task faster wins.
A more difficult option: transport one vegetable at a time.

STEAM LOT
Two teams participate in it. Fake mushrooms are laid out on the floor. At a signal, the team runs around the mushrooms like a snake along a “winding path” (each child holds on to the shoulders of the one in front). The winner is the team that:
- didn’t drop a single mushroom;
- did not lose a single participant;
- got to the finish line faster.

FRUIT ON A ROPE
Two stands are placed at the opposite wall of the hall with a rope stretched between them. Apples and pears are tied to a rope by sticks. The child is blindfolded. He must reach the racks, cut off any fruit with scissors and guess it by touch.

TELL US WHAT IS THIS?
Children stand in a circle, in the center of the circle is the driver with the ball. He throws the ball to any child and says one of the words: “Vegetable”, “Berry” or “Fruit”. The child, having caught the ball, quickly names a familiar vegetable, berry or fruit accordingly. Whoever makes a mistake leaves the game.

WHAT IS MISSING?
Fruits are drawn on the tablet in several rows (for example: apple, pear, orange). In each row, the fruits are arranged in a different order. The presenter closes any fruit in any row and asks: “What’s missing?” Children must name the fruit that is closed. Options: instead of fruits - vegetables, berries, mushrooms, tree leaves.

PICK MUSHROOMS!
They play in twos. Each participant is given an empty basket. There are silhouettes of mushrooms on the floor. Children take turns taking the silhouette of a mushroom, name any mushroom they know, and put it in a basket. The one who “collected” the most mushrooms wins.

EAT AN APPLE!
Two parent volunteers hold a rope with tied apples hanging from it. The game involves 2 children. They are asked to eat an apple hanging on a rope without touching it with their hands. Who is faster?

TURNIP
Two teams of 6 children each participate. This is grandfather, grandmother, Bug, granddaughter, cat and mouse. There are 2 chairs on the opposite wall of the hall. On each chair sits a “turnip” - a child wearing a hat with a picture of a turnip. Grandfather starts the game. At a signal, he runs to the “turnip”, runs around it and returns, the grandmother clings to him (takes him by the waist), and they continue running together, again go around the “turnip” and run back, then the granddaughter joins them, etc. At the end of the game, a “turnip” clings to the mouse. The team that pulls out the turnip the fastest wins.

CHENS AND COCKERS
Three pairs collect grains (beans, peas, pumpkin seeds) scattered on the floor within one minute. Those who collect the most win.

WHAT KIND OF VEGETABLES ARE THIS?
Blindfolded, the players must taste the vegetables that are offered to them.

PLANT AND HARVEST!
Equipment: 8 hoops, 2 buckets, 4-5 potatoes, 2 watering cans.
2 teams of 4 people each participate.
The 1st participant “plows the ground” (puts down hoops).
The 2nd participant “plants potatoes” (puts potatoes in the hoop).
The 3rd participant “waters the potatoes” (runs around each hoop with a watering can).
The 4th participant “harvests” (collects potatoes in a bucket).
The faster team wins.

DRAW PEAS!
The player must, blindfolded, draw the peas so that they do not go beyond the line of the pod.

UNLOAD THE CAR!
Children are invited to unload the “cars” with “vegetables”. The machines are placed against one wall, and two baskets are placed opposite them against the other wall. One player at a time stands near the baskets and, at a signal, runs to the cars. You can carry vegetables one at a time. Vegetables must be the same in all machines, both in quantity and volume. Other participants can then "load" the machines; In this case, the players stand near the cars, run to the baskets at a signal and carry the vegetables into the cars. Machines can be boxes, chairs; vegetables - skittles, cubes, etc.

SCARECROW
Musical accompaniment sounds. Children, each of whom is a “scarecrow,” go out to the middle of the hall and spread their arms to the sides. If the presenter says: “Sparrow!”, then you need to wave your hands. If the presenter says: “Crow!” - You have to clap your hands.
MUSHROOMER
The driver ("mushroom picker") is blindfolded. Mushroom children are running around the hall. If they come across a fly agaric, the children shout: “Don’t take it!” The winner is the one who “collects” more “mushrooms” within a certain time.
CAT IN A PACK
You need to identify the vegetable or fruit by touch without removing it from the bag.

MAPLE LEAF
Two children participate in the game. On 2 trays there are 1 maple leaf, cut into pieces. On command, children collect the piece of paper piece by piece while listening to music. The winner is the one who is the first to make a leaf from scattered particles.
GUESSING GAME
There are pieces of different vegetables or fruits in a cup. The child is blindfolded and must determine what it is by taste.


When preparing to celebrate his birthday, inviting guests to the celebration, the birthday person needs to select funny table competitions in advance to make the holiday as bright and interesting as possible, and, most importantly, to avoid awkward, protracted pauses or unwanted conversations.

Competitions should be chosen exclusively for table competitions- as a rule, adults have absolutely no desire to get up from the table to participate in outdoor games - therefore an invitation to jump and run is unlikely to be greeted with enthusiasm by guests.

At the same time, the number of competitions should not exceed 5-6, otherwise even the funniest entertainment program will be unreasonably drawn out and will soon become boring.

Necessary props and organizational preparations

Most of the competitions suggested below do not require a presenter, but some of them will require a presenter to be chosen by public vote - which in itself will become fun competition.
Or agree in advance that one of your loved ones will take on this role.

Props

For competitive program must be prepared in advance:

  • tokens or medals;
  • red box;
  • forfeits with tasks;
  • blindfold and mittens (according to the number of guests);
  • cards with drawings in a blue or pink (depending on whose birthday) box:
    – scales for weighing trucks,
    - desert,
    - telescope,
    - alcohol mashine,
    - tank,
    - police car,
    - lemon Tree,
    - propeller.
  • two bags (boxes);
  • cards with questions;
  • answer cards;
  • long nose made of cardboard and elastic;
  • glass of water;
  • ring.

Red box

A “Red Box” with forfeits is being prepared separately for those who lost in competitions or dropped out of the game.
You can make the “Red Box” yourself, from colored paper and tape, or buy a ready-made one.

Forfeit tasks should be as funny as possible, for example:

  • sing a funny song with a serious look, in a false voice, without hitting a single note;
  • dance while sitting (with your arms, shoulders, eyes, head, etc. funny dance);
  • show a trick (and in such a way that it doesn’t work - it’s clear that there are no magicians among the guests);
  • recite a funny poem, ask an unusual riddle, tell a funny story, and so on.

Attention: The “red box” will remain in the middle of the table throughout entertainment program. As mentioned above, it is for the losing participants. Therefore, do not forget to “reward” the eliminated contestant with a phantom - and it doesn’t matter if the tasks are repeated - after all, everyone will perform them in their own way!

Competition No. 1 “Find the birthday boy”

Guests are blindfolded.
The leader moves everyone as he wants.

As a result, no one knows who is sitting where now, and who is nearby.

Each guest is given warm mittens. You need to find out by touch who is sitting next to you, touching with your hands in mittens only the head and face of your neighbor.
Firstly, it tickles and inevitably makes you laugh!
And secondly, it’s very interesting to try to guess a person through touch!

Each participant guesses who is on the left.
You can only try to guess once; the ultimate goal is to find the birthday person.

The headbands are removed only when the last participant has guessed or not guessed his neighbor, but if the birthday person is discovered, the game ends earlier.

Whoever fails to guess his neighbor draws a forfeit from the “Red Box” and completes a funny task.

Competition No. 2 “Wishes and funny gifts for the birthday boy”

This is a very funny competition for resourceful guests with a sense of humor.

First, the Presenter says the main congratulations.
It sounds like this: “Dear (our) birthday boy (ca)! We all sincerely love you and wish you good health, happiness and prosperity! May all your dreams come true! Now the rest of the guests will complement my wishes!”

Next, each participant must say the following phrase: , and then pull a picture out of the blue (or pink) box, show it to the birthday boy (or birthday girl), and explain why he gives this particular item to the hero of the occasion? If no explanation is found, then the contestant reads out the text on back side Pictures.

The next participant, before taking the picture out of the box, again repeats the beginning of the congratulatory phrase “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, that’s why I’m giving it!” and takes out his funny “gift” with an explanation of why the hero of the occasion really needs it!

So, for example, having pulled out a picture of a desert, the participant first says the main phrase with which everyone who draws pictures begins: “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, that’s why I’m giving it!”, and if you didn’t find your wish, read the phrase written on the picture on the back side: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and let all your enemies and enemies never be able to return, having captured all your troubles!”

What should be depicted and written in the pictures is indicated in the “Preliminary preparation” section, but let us repeat once again:

  1. The box contains pictures of unusual objects.
  2. On the reverse side, as a hint, wishes are written. First, the guest, looking at the picture pulled out of the box, tries to come up with an original wish for the birthday girl (birthday boy), then looks at the hint written on the back of the picture and adds to his congratulations.
  3. You can add other pictures, in any quantity - than more pictures and wishes, the more interesting the competition.

Minimum required images for the competition:

  • a picture of special scales for weighing loaded KamAZ trucks, on the reverse side it is written: “I wish you so much wealth that it is impossible to count, but only to weigh with such scales!”;
  • image of a telescope, on the back it says: “I wish that all dreams and their fulfillment were much closer than those stars in the sky that are visible through a telescope!”;
  • moonshine still, on the back there is a wish: “Let a considerable percentage of unbridled fun always play in your veins!”;
  • picture of a tank, wish: “So that you always have something to go to the store with!”
  • image of a police car with flashing lights: “So that when you drive, the people make way!”
  • tree with lemons growing, inscription: "So that you all year round“lemons” and not only fruits grew!”
  • a picture of a desert, on the back it says: “Let all your enemies go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and never be able to return, taking all your troubles with you!”
  • image of a propeller from the film “Kid and Carlson”, inscription: “May your life always be Karslson, who lives on the roof and brings many valuable gifts!”

There are two winners in the competition:
First: the one who came up with the most funny congratulations birthday boy (birthday girl);
Second: the one who read the inscription on the picture funniest of all.

Competition No. 3 “Tell about yourself: let’s play cards”

Two bags (or two boxes): one contains chaotically mixed cards with questions, the other contains answers.
1. The presenter pulls a card from the bag with questions and reads it out loud.
2. The first participant in the feast draws a card from the bag with answers and an expression.

It's the random combinations of questions and answers that will be funny..

For example, Leader: “Have you ever been stopped by a traffic police officer?”
The answer might be: "It is so sweet".

You can only draw one card per question.
The game ends when all the cards are announced and all guests have read the answers to the questions.

Question cards:

1) Do you like to drink?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you like men?
4) Do you eat at night?
5) Do you change your socks every day?
6) Do you watch TV?
7) Do you want to cut your hair bald?
8) Admit that you like to count other people's money?
9) Do you like to gossip?
10) Do you often play pranks on others?
11) Do you know how to use cell phone?
12) Now for festive table did you look at who ate what and how much?
13) Have you ever driven drunk?
14) Have you ever come to a birthday party without a gift?
15) Have you ever howled at the moon?
16) Have you calculated how much the set table costs today?
17) Have you ever given something that was given to you that you didn’t need?
18) Do you hide food under your pillow?
19) Do you show obscene signs to other drivers?
20) Can you not open the door for guests?
21) Do you often miss work?

Answer cards:

1) Only at night, in the dark.
2) Perhaps, someday, while drunk.
3) I can’t live without this!
4) When no one sees.
5) No, it's not mine.
6) I only dream about this!
7) This is my secret dream.
8) I tried it once.
9) Of course yes!
10) Definitely not!
11) In childhood - yes.
12) Rarely, I want more often!
13) I was taught this since childhood.
14) This is very nice.
15) Definitely and without fail!
16) This doesn’t interest me at all.
17) Almost always!
18) Yes. The doctor prescribed this for me.
19) This is all I do.
20) Once a day.
21) No, I'm afraid.

Competition No. 4 “Intuition”

Each player is given a hoop with a specific shape on his head. It could be a fruit, a vegetable, a character, a famous person.

The players’ task is to guess who he is using clarifying questions that can only be answered “yes” or “no.”

Instead of hoops, you can make cardboard masks, then the game will turn out not only interesting, but also very funny.

Competition No. 5 “Long Nose”

Everyone puts on pre-prepared noses.

At the Leader’s command, you need to pass a small ring from nose to nose, and at the same time a glass of water from hand to hand, trying not to spill a drop.

The game is considered over when both the ring and the glass of water return to the “first” participant.
Anyone who drops a ring or spills water receives a forfeit.

Competition No. 6 “Find something in common”

Players are divided into teams.
The presenter shows three pictures that have something in common.
To motivate and cheer up the teams, the condition may be as follows: the team that did not guess the answer drinks penalty glasses.

For example, one picture shows a jacuzzi, the second shows the Eiffel Tower, and the third shows the periodic table. What unites them is the surname, because each image is an object named after its creator.

Competition No. 7 “Hat for the birthday boy”

In a deep hat you need to put a lot of folded pieces of paper with laudatory descriptions of the birthday boy (birthday girl), For example:
- smart (smart),
- beautiful (handsome),
- slender (slender),
- talented (talented)
- economic (economic), and so on.

Guests are divided into pairs. One partner takes out a piece of paper, reads the word to himself and explains to his partner using gestures what it means.
If the answer is not found, you can suggest one in words, but not by naming the word itself, but by describing its essence.
The team that scores wins large quantity correct answers.

You don't have to split into pairs. One person takes out a piece of paper and gestures at the word, while the others guess.
For each correct answer the player receives one point.
The player with the most points wins.

Competition No. 8 “Getting to the bottom of the truth”

An object, for example a carrot, needs to be wrapped in several layers of foil.
Each layer is accompanied by a riddle or task.

If the guest guesses the correct answer or completes the task, he expands the first layer. If not, he passes the baton to his neighbor and receives a forfeit.

The one who removes the last layer wins a prize.

Competition No. 9 “Gossip Girl”

This funny competition is more suitable for non- big company, because headphones will be needed for all participants. Or several volunteers may participate and others will observe the process.
Players put on headphones and listen to music loudly so that no extraneous sounds can be heard.
Only the one who says the first phrase remains without headphones. This must be some kind of secret about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
He says it loudly, but in such a way that it is impossible to hear all the words clearly.

The second player passes on the phrase he supposedly heard to the third, the third to the fourth, and so on.
Guests who have already shared “gossip about the birthday girl” can take off their headphones and observe what other participants end up sharing.
The last player voices the phrase he heard, and the first player says the original.

Competition No. 10 “Second Half”

Guests must include all their acting.
Each player chooses a piece of paper on which is written the role that he will play.
The roles are paired: the goal is to find your partner as quickly as possible.

For example, Romeo and Juliet: Juliet can sing the text: “I’m standing on the balcony and waiting for my love” and so on.

Competition No. 11 “Common Efforts”

The presenter suggests writing a fairy tale about the birthday girl (birthday boy).

Everyone comes up with their own plot, but each player will write only one sentence on a common sheet.

The fairy tale begins with the sentence “One fine day (name) was born.”
The sheet is passed around in a circle.

The first person writes a continuation based on the first sentence.
The second person reads the first person's sentence, adds his own, and folds the piece of paper so that the third guest can only see the sentence that the person in front of him wrote.

In this way, the fairy tale is written until the piece of paper returns to the guest who first started writing it.

By joint efforts it will be very funny story about the hero of the occasion, which is then read out loud.

Competition No. 12 “Honest answer”

You need to prepare cards with questions and answers.
One guest takes a card from the deck with questions, and the one to whom the question is addressed - from the deck of answers.
The game continues in a circle.
The number of questions and answers should at least correspond to the number of players, and it is better to be two to three times more.

Approximate options

Questions:

1. Do you often walk around your apartment naked?
2. Do you envy rich people?
3. Do you have colorful dreams?
4. Do you sing in the shower?
5. Do you often lose your temper?
6. Have you ever declared your love to a monument?
7. Do you sometimes feel like you were created for some great mission?
8. Do you like to peek?
9. Do you often try on lace lingerie?
10. Do you often read other people's letters?

Answers:

1. No, only when I drink.
2. As an exception.
3. Oh yes. This sounds so much like me.
4. You might think this is a crime.
5. Only on holidays.
6. No, such nonsense is not for me.
7. Such thoughts visit me constantly.
8. This is my meaning in life.
9. Only when no one is looking.
10. Only when they pay.

Competition No. 13 “By ear”

All participants are blindfolded.
The presenter taps a pencil or fork on some object.
The one who guesses the item first will receive one point (you can use stickers and stick it on clothes).
Whoever has the most at the end of the game wins.

Competition No. 14 “Inarticulate Hamster”

All guests fill their mouths with marshmallows.
The first participant reads the phrase that is written on the sheet, but does not show it to the others.
He tells her neighbor, but because mouth full, the words will be very illegible.

A phrase is a task that the one who ends up last will have to complete, for example, “You must dance the lezginka.”
The participant will have to perform the action that he heard.

Competition No. 15 “Top Secret”

Competition No. 16 “Sobriety test”

A game for a large company.
The first team is on one side of the table, the second team is on the other.
From the first player to the last you will need to transfer various items holding them with matches.
The winner is the team that quickly transfers all the objects from one end of the table to the other in this way.

Competition No. 17 “Musical crocodile”

The first contestant takes out a piece of paper on which the name of the song and, possibly, the lyrics are written.
The task is to explain to others what song it is.
You can't explain it with words from the song itself.
For example, “When the apple trees bloom...” you cannot say “The apple trees bloomed in the garden.” You can say “In one place there is a tree, fruits appear on it” and something like that.

Competition No. 18 “Find your match”

To play the game you need to prepare cards with the names of various animals. There are two cards for each animal.
Participants pull out cards and then show each other their animal (meowing, crowing, etc.).
The game will be over only after all the pairs have been found.

Our competitions are designed for the most modest costs, both financial and organizational. If you take into account the age of the guests and their preferences, competitions can be very funny and mischievous.
This birthday celebration is sure to be remembered for a long time!
We wish you a noisy, cheerful feast!

Watch a video with a very funny competition (watching time 4.5 minutes):



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